Forum Game: Context Quote

[NejinOniwa]

Now for the Ultimate Badass quote of the day:

Simo Häyhä once shot eight Russian soldiers with one bullet. They thought they were being attacked by multiple snipers, and ran away.

And its contender:

Eventually, the Russians had a stroke of luck when one sniper, after Simo had pretty much wiped out the whole team, managed to shoot him through the jaw with an exploding bullet, blowing half of his cheek away. Incredibly, Simo managed to pick up his gun and kill the sniper, and walked back to his nearest unit, where he was sent to hospital, whereupon he slipped into a coma. A ceasefire was ordered, and eleven days later, on the day Simo awoke, the Russian army withdrew.

The inevitable OH FUCKING CRAP was too much for the ruskis to handle.

[NejinOniwa]

He's so badass he warrants a second post. Just for awesomeness.

"Practice. And clear days."

[NejinOniwa]

For coffee it's 5, for tomatoes it's 4;
while household ammonia's 11 or more.
It's 7 for water, if in a pure state,
but rain water's 6, and sea water's 8.
It's basic at 10, quite acidic at 2,
and well above 7 when litmus turns blue.
Some find it a puzzlement; doubtless their fog
has something to do with that negative log.

           -unknown

I think my chemistry professor is trying to be clever...

[Nichi]

"Bad things are bad. Don't do them!"
- PeanutButterGamer

"Right now I'm so tired I just got scared by a fire hydrant"
- JonTron

"My favorite William Shatner play is Macbeth"
- JonTron, again

"My poor innocent pie"
- Kari

"Standing around at the speed of diagnal~"
- JonTron

[Nichi]

"I vow to procrastinate less!... Here in a little bit"
- A friend of mine

"Sadly, yaoi Keyblades are not an option"
- Me

"I won't be watching Breaking Dawn Part 2. I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that"
- Film Brain

"Call me Mr. Flintstone; I can make your bedrock"
- Some song I heard at work

"My Little Swinger: Friendship is Benefits"
- Pitkin

"My Little Bella: Wisdom Teeth Removal is Magic"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

>Pedophiles own Linux desktops
>News at 11

-Anon, http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S28957252

[Bella]

"My Little Swinger: Friendship is Benefits"
- Pitkin

"My Little Bella: Wisdom Teeth Removal is Magic"
- Me

These quotes brought a ray of sunshine into my night. xD

>Pedophiles own Linux desktops
>News at 11

-Anon, http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S28957252

I'm confused, was there actually a news story about pedophiles who use Linux? .___.;;;;;

[Chocofreak13]

nah, that discussion is about whether or not microsoft is watching us surf while we pee.

[Bella]

That's a relief. ^^;

[Chocofreak13]

click the link, it's actually semi-compelling. useful anti-crime application, or PEEPING TOM? you be the judge.

[stewartsage]

"What more do you need then ceramic figurines and prostitutes?"

[Chocofreak13]

"Be not afraid, the wood nymphs have taught me how to please a woman"

[Nichi]

"I will not leave my home but stare creepily out the window at the fools who traverse outside in the cold, while I am safe and snug inside without ever needing to- wait. New comics on Wednesdays. Well, poo."
- Linkara

"This is an intense porno scene in a space battleship"
- A YouTube user, on a song from the Mega Man X soundtrack

[Alex S]

"The evil pizzas were no match for a simple stoplight."

[Nichi]

@Alex: I remember that quote from Power Rangers xD

"Shooting someone while they take out the garbage is now every bit as traditional as kissing someone under the mistletoe"
- The Cinema Snob