Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

"HIS PENIS IS CHOKING HIM!! WHAT DO!??!?!"
-Facebook

[Nichi]

"One comment on To Boldly Flee: "This is like fucking inception and film brain is hot". At last, a review I agree with"
- Film Brain

"Next DC retcon - Istanbul is once again Constantinople"

[Nichi]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I wore heels once"
- Pitkin

[Bella]

Heels, they ruin perfectly good adventures. :z

"You're a dog ukulele now!"
-Me

[Chocofreak13]

"What smells so good? It's like someone's burning a Fruit Rollup in here."

-Me, on the scent of the club room today

[Nichi]

I wonder what a burning Fruit Roll-Up smells like...?

"It was sad when Sephiroth killed Sephiroth"
- A GameFAQs user

"There's no plot beyond 'Bruce Lee goes places and wrecks your shit'"
- The Spoony One

"I wanted to try her pie ;_;"
- Me

"He's playing dubstep on a saxophone!"
- Linkara

[Nichi]

"My compatriots are watching political debates while I stand in front of a door and yell DUUUUDE! Good times"
-Linkara

[Bella]

"I HAVE TO BECOME A SNUGGLE PROSTITUTE!"

"but yes, hug-hooking sounds like fun"

[Nichi]

Snuggle prostitute? I like the sound of that >w>

[Chocofreak13]

"Gaming researcher Ladan Cockshut"

-the BBC article on the WoW Candidate

[Nichi]

"Spent an hour trying to kill water, but it seems impervious to conventional weaponry"
- The Spoony One

"So, you're a boxer, and I'm a crazy vintage computer lady?"
- Me, to Kriz

"Sometimes, you just gotta BAG FUCK"
- DeliciousCinnamon

"It's ok to do drugs, kids; as it'll save you from aliens!"
- Film Brain

"DISCLAIMER: Film Brain does not actually approve of drug use. He is being sarcastic. In fact, taking drugs will probably make you more likely think you're being attacked by aliens. Dumbass"
- A disclaimer displayed shortly after Film Brain said the previous quote

[NejinOniwa]

I'll end the itching of this world...!

PFFHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

[Chocofreak13]

TOLD YOU YOU'D LIKE IT

[stewartsage]

"Then don't commit crimes, jack wagon!"
-Prof. Baxter

[Nichi]

"It's like building a sandcastle...with a bulldozer"

"I definately want a manual for taking her clothes off"

"I'm a PC, and Windows 8 was most certaintly not my idea"