Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

"Someting tells me Bella would approve of Nathan's Hot Dogs"
- Me

DAMMIT MAN, I NEARLY SPEWED CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY MONITOR.

don't blame him for posting it, i put him up to it. >w>
though that WAS the intended response. -w-

[Bella]

"Someting tells me Bella would approve of Nathan's Hot Dogs"
- Me

DAMMIT MAN, I NEARLY SPEWED CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY MONITOR.

don't blame him for posting it, i put him up to it. >w>
though that WAS the intended response. -w-

Hahaha, no, I'm glad he posted that because it's hilarious. XD

Plus, I can't resist a good, silly hot dog double-entendre.

[Chocofreak13]

it was too good not to. -w-

[Chocofreak13]

EB: and now there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!!
EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something.
EB: in the sky.
EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!!
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it
EB: i dunno.
EB: big, i guess.
EB: i gotta go!
EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later

-EctoBiologist and TurntechGodhead, Homestuck, MSPaint Adventures

[Nichi]

"Although, breasts are very nice"
- Me

"I thought he was saying "They paved paradise to put up a barking light"
- Me

"Sleep: It's what's for dinner"
- Me again

[Chocofreak13]

St. Apple I-tan will return to lead her children to the promised land.

[Nichi]

@Kari: Does the apple cider flow freely in the promised land? xD

"Well I didn't EAT the Toilet Pizza, so I wouldn't *know,* would I?"
- The Spoony One

"I wouldn't know what a paladin is. My best friend was a paladin who traveled with me on many many journeys, who died when he heroically sacrificed himself by throwing himself into a lit cremation oven while it was still burning so I wouldn't have to in order to save not only my life, but all life everywhere in all dimensions for all of time. But yeah, I dunno what a paladin is."
- A GameFAQs user

"I thought that said cotton bimbo"
- My sister

[Chocofreak13]

"LICK IT LIKE A HARVARD FRESHMAN ON PROM NIGHT!!!"
-Random Audience Guy at Rocky Horror

[Nichi]

"I use my dumb phone for smart things"
- Me

"He's throwing liquid jimmies at me!"

[Chocofreak13]

"Balls! Balls! Balls! We're gonna throw them in!"

-Noi, The Wallflower

[Bella]

But then I'd be cold and horny!

[Nichi]

"Old cars had you jerking the stick like this" *pumps fist a few times*
- Me

"So, you put your junk in Orville Redenbacher's butt"
- A GameFAQs user

"2000 Service Pack 4 (SP4) is a recommended upgrade Windows. When you download a 2000 Service Pack 4 Windows, you can get the updates help improve reliability compatibility setup security, application, operating system, and."
- Google Translate, on Windows 2000 Service Pack 4

[stewartsage]

"Sometimes I wonder if he (Abraham Lincoln) needed a cart to carry his balls around"
-Me

"I'm tired of cleaning your fluids off the table!"
-Me

"I'll fuss you up!"
-Me

"Einstein said if you do something unpleasant for 15 minutes, it feels like three hours, and if you're making out for three hours it feels like 15 minutes."
-Bells

[Chocofreak13]

was that einstein? pretty sure it was, but are you sure?

[stewartsage]

"I'm in a burrito of feminine sexuality!"
-Bells

"Neil Sedaka is an effective contraceptive."
-Bells