Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

True that. I caught the typo quickly, but damn was it Context Quote worthy xD

"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down. You have my Word"
- A GameFAQs user, making a lame pun

"Pent is meeting up with people he met on a sexy site"
- A GameFAQs user, on my trip to Boston
(FACT: The OSC is sexy)

"The floor is everywhere!"

"I just climbed Mt. Everest and shot lasers out of my hands. While on a horse"
- Me, attempting to put the awesomeness of Nejin into words

[Chocofreak13]

*reads own post in top(ic)less as "dick razor"*



*sees wart remover commercial*
*bride/user makes potential gang sign at end of commercial*



    "I LIKE TO BEAT WOMEN.......to the door and hold it open"

-the public chat of my friend mel's mmo

[Nichi]

"Step 1: Be a young boy who happens to be a wizard
Step 2: Go become a teacher at a school
Step 3: Obtain unwanted harem
Step 4:
Step 5: You can now program in BASIC!"
- Me

[NejinOniwa]

"I just climbed Mt. Everest and shot lasers out of my hands. While on a horse"

Not to spoil your praise of me, but that feels somewhat unrelated.

[Nichi]

Well, I was tired when I said that ^_^;

"Did everybody fill their gas tanks at a demonic cult ceremony?"
- Linkara

"This is some kind of stupid thing. A stupida"
- Linkara, again

"What are 'condom brakes'?"

"Who would you do for a Klondike Bar~?"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

Clothes are the requirement, underwear is optional. x3

mel clark 9:57 pm
    what's up?

Chocofreak887 9:57 pm
    nm, chillin' out

mel clark 9:57 pm
    easier to do now that it's cooler outside

Chocofreak887 9:57 pm
    *ba-dum tisch*

[Nichi]

"It's like a heating pad, except it's made by Apple"
- Me

"Well, it might be delayed a bit, but hey; we could still do it :3"
- Me, to Kari

"BEST PINK KITTY EVER"
- Kari

[Chocofreak13]

[7:25:28 PM] Rodney Grimes: You're probably better at it than me, but who cares? Let's hit some balls

[Bella]

"My mind is like quantum mechanics, in that anyone who says they understand it, doesn't."
-Me

"Everything is worse than lesbianism because lesbianism is the greatest thing ever."
-Also me

[Nichi]

"I used to be nice, like you. Then I took a wasp to the arm"
- Me, when I'm bored

"Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit"
- A GameFAQs user

"I dreamt I was a moron"
- Squall (Final Fantasy VIII)

[Chocofreak13]

Breasts are inverted jelly beans? @_@

-Pentium MMX

EDIT: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150933811137483&l=2e6663817c

mel clark 12:04 am
    right now: sex toys for dogs

mel clark 12:14 am
    shop lifting pantines xD
    *panties
    well condom will end up in your pants anyway.......

mel clark 12:17 am
    look! its 1/4 of a belt!

EDIT EDIT:

"George later stated that the couple had sex only three times, and that the Princess had commented on how large his penis was, leading him to conclude that she must have had a basis for comparison and so was most likely not a virgin. Caroline on the other hand later hinted that the Prince was impotent."

"Princess Caroline's unconventional behaviour led, in 1807, to accusations that she had had sexual relations with other men since the separation. .....investigators did not interview Caroline or her purported lovers, but concentrated on Caroline's servants. When the servants were asked if Caroline had appeared pregnant, some said yes, some no, some were uncertain, and others indicated the Princess was so overweight that it was impossible to tell. The servants could confirm no individual as a lover, though Caroline's footman, Joseph Roberts, stated that the Princess "was very fond of fucking."

-Article on Princess Charlotte of Wales, Wikipedia

[Nichi]

"My brain is omelet"
- Me

[Bella]

"Myskia Antipathy Boris-McDonald sounds like a girl destined for the life of a globe-trotting runic language expert or a communist agitator."
-Stew, on our future adopted child

(Obviously she'll have her dad's interest in history and runic language and her mom's love of travel and communist agitation.)

[Nichi]

xD

"I'm a tabletop virgin"
- Me

"I haven't been this confused by a woman's behavior since the legless girl told me to do her in the butt in the supply shed in Katawa Shoujo"
- The Spoony One

"All rocks go to heaven"

[Nichi]

"Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with occasional ice cream"
- From episode 2 of Digimon

"Japanese technology: So advanced, it's as close as you can get to alien technology"
- Me

"By then, the My Little Madoka Magica: Strike Witches are Selectrics level of hype had died down"
- Me

"Roses are red, violets are red, the grass is red, my garden's on fire"
- SuperJeenius

"You'll discover my greatest secret. I'm actually a sentient potato"
- Me