Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

"I LIKED YOU BETTER FAT!!!"

*gasp*

"......BRING ON THE BROWNIES!!!"

[Nichi]

"I have a confession to make. I am the Hamburgler"

"It's like a car, except it's a small airplane"

"Disney World is a conspiracy, man! It's really a cover for Area 51"

[Nichi]

[7:11:26 PM] PentiumMMX: It'd be like "Oops...I accidentally the Emergency Alert System to play Giana Sisters"

[Chocofreak13]

'As Dick Cheney once said, 'Go Fuck Yourself!!'

EDIT:

"When asked why, he reportedly stated, "Because I'm fucking insane."

[stewartsage]

"It's an army of Krammers!  LSD Krammers!"
-Professor D. Turner

[Nichi]

"Did my hometown suddenly become Silent Hill?"

"The wereferrets are coming to take me to Nirvana. They're having a concert"

[Nichi]

"I had coffee with dead people this morning"
- My dad

[Chocofreak13]

"is it bad to be craving ice cream when you're shivering?"
"no, but i ate it all."
"i'm sorry."
".....why are you sorry??"
".....i'm not sure."

-me and maggie

[Nichi]

"Changeformers: Less than you'd expect!"
- Nostalgia Critic

[NejinOniwa]

"She tried to make herself look as inconspicuous as possible, which was hard because she was naked and purple."

Oh ponies.

[Chocofreak13]

"Oh god I miss the olden days, when everything could be made better by adding a bit of radiation. : p"
-Bella

"There are so many sexual undertones in this art it's making me asexual."
-Me, last semester

[Bella]

"Oh god I miss the olden days, when everything could be made better by adding a bit of radiation. : p"
-Bella

"There are so many sexual undertones in this art it's making me asexual."
-Me, last semester

I know Pitkin-sama said that first quote would make a good signature... but I REALLY want to signaturize that second one. xD

...

I riff constantly through the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, mostly because it's so corny. A few things I remember saying:

"The autotune-fu is strong in this one!"

"Boston BREWERS?! This idiot New Yorker can't even remember the name of our hockey team!"

"I didn't know Scotty McCreery was the latest American Idol winner, I thought he was a participant in the Hatfield-McCoy feud."

"The trouble with girls is, He can't get one."

"South Dakota doesn't have a culture, it's all hobos in teepees eating buffalo for sustenance."

[Chocofreak13]

i love all those quotes. -w-

and as for the second one, go ahead, it was pretty true. ><;

[Nichi]

[4:03:43 PM] PentiumMMX: Your greatest foe is a zombie robot ninja Hitler xD

"What should I get your grandma for Christmas?"
"A bobble-head that looks like my cat :3"
- My mom and I, on Christmas gifts

[Chocofreak13]

"..........it's always weird to hear a grandmother use the word "sexy"

-me, taking to a friend