Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

This one needs a new post to itself:

"I'm a firm believer in Playboy"

[NejinOniwa]

This is probably the most straight-on-yet-totally-out joke I've ever seen. And it's so very bad that it's absolutely hilarious.

-Mm, this snack is delicious!
-I WANT TO EAT YOU.

[stewartsage]

"You know what's wrong with this photo?  That bottle isn't in my hand."
-Photography professor on picture of Jack Daniels bottle

[Bella]

>Hold on a sex
>*sec

-Stewart on Freudian slips (or hitting the "x" key instead of the "c")

[Chocofreak13]

"So is this like Porno Mode?"

-me, in class today when my teacher was describing the 'sexy hd feature' of a video camera

[Nichi]

"I think he's actually a giant self-aware banana"
- A GameFAQs user, on "Why is Pikachu yellow?"

Also:
"Peanut butter and yugioh do not go together very well"

[Chocofreak13]

Freya: "We must do it."
Chii : "We must....do it."

[Nichi]

"It's like if David Lynch where to direct a Care Bears movie"

"Some say he is a brony, and that he has a shrine dedicated to Pinkie Pie. All we know, is that he's called the Stig"

[Chocofreak13]

"Long and Hard, good job mum."

[stewartsage]

"Yep, I think this beats the meat"
-Photography professor again

"There's something Freudian about submarines that chicks dig, the shape of the boat, torpedoes, and missiles.  Damn."
-Me

[Nichi]

"What are you going to do when you get to Midgar?"
"Donuts!"

[Nichi]

I saw this in a topic on GameFAQs earlier:

"So every girl I've been with has has a ladyhole...what does that mean O_o"

[Chocofreak13]

(ie: i catch TB. i go in anyway.)

-me, describing my inability to not go to school this semester

"No! You're eating my brother!"



EDIT: "Did we just break the internet?"
"It's the internet police!! They're on to us!!!"

[Nichi]

"I get angry easily on the internet because the people don't consider me a horse"

[NejinOniwa]

Colts: "I said, you're very hot."

Luna: "I think it's quite temperate, actually,"

FOR SCIENCE, THIS MUST BE MADE A STANDARDIZED REPLY FOR EVERY GOOD NERD

(Luna)You're far too old for anypony, her mind pointed out. How many ponies around here are pushing a thousand save for Celestia?

Somewhere, a brown pony with an hourglass cutiemark sneezed. Finding the sensation enjoyable, he and his companion headed off to procure some pepper.

OH FUCK YOU ALL I'M LAUGHING NOW