Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

"You know what, love, I CHOOSE TO POOP. There. You happy? YOU HAPPY??"
-Me, to Steve

[Bella]

"It's not much of a nightlife, it's more of a night-death."
-Stew

"...dying, or going to Texas, which is pretty much the same as dying."
-Stew

[alfonso_rd_30]

"I'm always a slut for cheesy breadsticks"
- Me

"lucky breadsticks"

[Nichi]

"im gonna fuck a ghost just you try and stop me"
- Someone on Tumblr

[alfonso_rd_30]

"im gonna fuck a ghost just you try and stop me"
- Someone on Tumblr

speaking of which I found a picture that I'll post in the proper forum, OK?

[Nichi]

I saw LOL

"Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies!"
"That's the first thing you've said that isn't bat-shit crazy!"
- Drax, Rocket (Guardians of the Galaxy)

[Chocofreak13]

"save the tits for last, i know how much you'd miss them"
-Me

[Nichi]

"Haruhi rode me like a horse, getting in the mount position."
- actual narration from book 8 of the Haruhi Suzumiya novels

"Thanks, Power Rangers, for continuing to prove you're less sophisticated than a cartoon about lesbian space rocks"
- Linkara (History of Power Rangers)

"She's basically saying 'We'll cure your PTSD by giving you more trauma!'"
- " "

"The plan is to politely, and calmly tell them to--"
[cut]
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR!"
- Barret (Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged)

"The batteries go into the ass"
- Me

"You could also get them by stealing them from people who pre-ordered, but that's illegal."
- Stuart Ashen, on his upcoming book, Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of

"They look like flowers from our world, but they smell like car exhaust. Fascinating!"
- Fuu (Magic Knight Rayearth (Saturn))

[Chocofreak13]

no, no those batteries DON'T go into the ass. remember kids, if it doesn't have a base, keep it out of that place!

[Simonorged]

speaking of which I found a picture that I'll post in the proper forum, OK?

What...h-how...when? Um...
  Can I see? :3

[Nichi]

"I feel like a Rubik's Cube with pants"
- Random coworker of mine

"That is a woman; she has boobies"
"WOAH! : D"
- Pokédex, Mario (Supermarioglitchy4)

"When life gives you lemons, you fucking go into space"
- Joel

"[...] does this mean I'm on drugs and/or pregnant? ^^; "
"pregnant with DRUGS"
- Me, Kari

"This is how you dream, bitch"
- Rick (Rick & Morty)

"If they want to listen to big band music all night, I trust them to practice safe sax"
- Me

"Fill the curiosity hole with your finger"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"It is a story of finding the father of revenge,
but such comical, parody, sexy, it is high tension
cartoon that there is a variety of elements."
- An Engrish description of Kill la Kill

"[...] the wonderful world of lesbian sex"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"Breastfast: It's Like Slimfast for Big Boobs"
-Me

"YOU THINK I C-CAME OUT THE PUSSY DRAWIN' FUCKING MOZART"
-Arin, Game Grumps

[LeaflameSD]

"what are those"
every single goddamn person on the planet rn

[Nichi]

I'm just reminded of me accidentally saying the Dell Optiplex was built for "penis on the dollar"...which lead to some funny jokes about tapping into the market of "computers for nudists" xD

"[...] if a kid was afraid of ghosts, they likely wouldn't want to watch something called Ghostbusters
"Oh, I'm afraid of bebop music. I'm totally going to watch Cowboy Bebop""
- Me

"Bats are Halloweenie because if they bite you, you turn into a bat. Hence where Batman came from"
- Halloweenie

[Exa]

"Please, do not use the term "parasite", the pumpkin would be offended."
- Me, trying to defend my concept of a symbiotic magical pumpkin for a rather weird setting.