Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"Confirmed: Small Satan's Angry Mother."
- someone on Amiibo sub-reddit

"If you play this backwards, it's--exactly the same, weirdly enough"
- Ed (Oddity Archive)

"What's up, ladybro?"
- Moose (Animal Crossing: New Leaf)

"The space penis needs to get to his space vagina"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

[Chocofreak13]

i believe the proper term is Skygina.

[Nichi]

Indeed -w-;

"Take it head on; apply my sword directly to your forehead"
- Me

"I'd buy Sakuya's iPad
[dodges knife]"
- " "

"It's the one that goes down to 69"
- My boss

"Rocks should fall out of the guitar"
- Garnet (Steven Universe)

"Today I made contact with an aliens WITH MY FACE!"
- Rolando (Steven Universe - "Keep Beach City Weird" blog)

[Chocofreak13]

"If Shitting and Stitching is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right."

[Nichi]

"...and now I expect someone to give us The Facts of Life mixed with the live-action Sailor Moon"
- Me

"It sounds like a constipated demon"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"I tried to expand my Dong earlier...but the Dong was gone"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"What you don't know is that the Flavotrons are invading earth, and they're ice cream trucks."
-Cocks

[Nichi]

...I misread Flavotrons as "Flintstones", which made that even weirder -w-;

"My hands are polite"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

"I firmly grasped my Dong while I browsed lingerie"
- Me

"That's how bread makes love"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"The bread's mating ritual involves spinning one's dong around like a helicopter"
- " "

"I'll have to censor the stream when the bread gets hard"
- " "

"Your's is the dong that will pierce the heavens"
- Stew, to me

"I know, Sesame Street is hardcore shit bro"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"I corrupted my corrupter"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"It's raining death!"
- Limes (Vinesauce)

"Kids are easier to get than Fire Emblem amiibos"
- someone on Reddit

"Let me just be inside you"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

[Goujer (she/her)]

"That orgasm tier feeling you get when you lay in bed after being super tired." -Legojer

[Nichi]

"I can't wait to watch Swedish Meatball Moose Men"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

[Exa]

- ...mustard courage (instead of muster courage)
Me, being prone to misread stuff.

- What, you can't beat a guy armed with a banana?
No, I didn't say it during a Worms match.

[Nichi]

"All amiibos are sealed in boxers"
"I think I'll pass, seems like it'd be safer for them to be sealed in panties"
- Craigslist listing, me

"PAUL BLART: MECHA PILOT"
- someone on Tumblr

"This tape has a major case of gas. You'll get used to it"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"Have you ever skateboarded on a cloud while thinking about ghost blowjobs? I have"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

[Chocofreak13]

"damn this is a god breakfast"
"GOD BREAKFAST
xD"
"WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW
HE'S IN MAH BELLY"
"xDD"
"I WILL EAT YOUR CHRIST"
"-w-"

-Me, Pent

[Nichi]

"This is actually quite hard if you're like me and have no idea what you're doing"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet"
"No; we're wearing weighted clothing"
- Raditz, Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

"You just can't wait to be king, so you can ban Let It Go"
- Me, to a coworker

"Holy crap; so this is what being important feels like!"
- Krillen (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

[Chocofreak13]

"train, my son
EXPAND YOUR DONG"
-Me, to Pent

[Nichi]

"Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper"
- quote from patch notes for one of the Sims games

"Where would I be without my my flying dick power? I'd be less of a man"
- Joel

"Mmm...tastes like healing"
- Goku (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

"Let's Gohan, go home"
- " "