Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"Why don't people want a Frozen world [in Kingdom Hearts III]?"
"Because some people just wish others would let it go"
- topic on GameFAQs, my reply

[Chocofreak13]

"Speed Hump"
-Street Sign

"FAP Approved"
-Sign at the Welfare Office

[Nichi]

"Bird Jesus raptured us"
- Dubz (DeliciousCinnamon)

"This whole video feels like the PG edit of some weird 80's AT&T-themed porn film."
- Description of an AT&T promo video

[Goujer (she/her)]

"The only way you can become ripped is..if you fap for a year straight"
-My Roommate

[Nichi]

"Disney World: Where Your Parents Have Sex"
- quote from episode of Some Jerk With A Camera

"Mickey Mouse ice cream bars give you the power to fly"
- " "

[winduko]

"i just wanted to say that a species of bird looks like benedict cumberbatch"
-Me

[Nichi]

"It's even more together and even more breakfast!"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

"Disney Wilderness Lodge: The place where you friendzone nature~"
- quote from ep of Some Jerk With A Camera

"Magic: Because fuck you!"
- " "

"How do you move in this stuff?"
"Pretend you're a rich duck"
- Amethyst, Steven (Steven Universe)

"Hey Pearl; come to check out some buff studs?"
"...No" *walks away*
- Greg, Pearl (Steven Universe)

"synthesizer-generated cowbells"
- quote from an article on Hulk Hogan's rock album

"I drank a potion made out of mushrooms and antelope blood, and now I can fly"
- Me

"It's a trap! An adorable trap!"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

"We now return to...whatever"
- Moltar (Space Ghost: Coast to Coast)

"I like to think of myself as a male GI Joe"
- Space Ghost (Space Ghost: Coast to Coast)

"We'll be right back, after out sponsors shove some more stuff in front of you!"
- " "

"I'm a...large man now"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

[stewartsage]

Me: I can only assume that was your intention.
Bells: To be formless, like the void.

[Nichi]

So...Goat Simulator mixed with Bella?

"Ecco the Dolphin LARPers gone too far?"
- Ronaldo (Steven Universe - Keep Beach City Weird blog)

"It basically tasted like kissing a girl after she's eaten a plate of hot wings.  Which I may or may not have done."
- " "

[winduko]

"You think I'm a drug?"
-my anatomy teacher

[Nichi]

"Chicks dig giant women"
- Me

"I don't think those are real or implants; I think she just stuffed a pillow down her shirt"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"Sonic moves like he has a chili dog shoved up his ass"
- Vinny (Vinesauce) [via Stew]

"He died doing what he loved best. Dying"
- Vinny (Vinesauce)

"I want to joust him up the butt with my spear"
- " "

"Dolan merely adopted the funk, while Disco Duck was born in it; molded by it"
- Me

"WOO! I hear laughter in the rain! Suck on that, bitches!"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"Freedom smells like pepperoni"
- Steven (Steven Universe)

[Chocofreak13]

"I hate it when my boobs randomly change sizes"
- Rev (Vinesauce)

"So, Miku isn't Japanese Jesus?"
- Pent, to Stew

"Nope. But one of your fellow students is totally Miku"
- Stew

"WE ARE TO BE WED, MY DEAR PENT
THOU HAST BEEN CHOSEN AS ONE OF THY MAIDS OF HONOUR"
-Me, to Pent

"Isn't that what Miss Cleo was? A Paychic?"
-Pent

"OCTOPUS TITTIES."
-Pent

"Indeed. Humping Robot's grandpa saved the world"
-Pent

"Funny, isn't it? How I don't care about what you just said"
- Zorak (The Brak Show)

"This is the episode in which Cookie Cat goes to the Grand Line...but find Luffy beat him to One Piece"
-Pent

"what the hell is lackerli?"
"i've always known what it is .__.; "
-Me

"you're playing "Orphan, Not Orphan" with your child"
-Pent

"Um...this one is clearly not Cartoon Network"
"IS IT PORNO"
"[tunes in] [suddenly, life is like a hurricane in Duckburg]"
"so it IS porno. :0"
-Pent, Me

"DuckTits! WOO~"
-Pent

"But I LIKE angering the neighbors. Grandpa LOVES it!"
-Tess, Serenity Rose

"Did you just call my mentor 'a big pile of wanking material' ?"
"I DID. I DID do that."
-Serenity, Tess, Serenity Rose

"I'M WALKING ON WATER!! WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?"
-Tess, Serenity Rose

"i have never been so fucking happy to see vag blood in all my life"
-Me

"VAGGIE STICKS"
-Pent

"Sounds like an interesting name for a penis"
- One of Pent's Coworkers, on the above

"Let's call Steve; whom is shooting lasers out of his eyes. Either that, or the card is bent"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"C'mon, aren't you your own mom? You can do anything!"
-Buck Dewey, to Steven

"honestly it's fucking hippie garbage that is fucking pointless anyway for fuck's fucking sake (fuck)"
-Me

"we can't expect the public at large to understand

they're idiots, pent

the lot of them"
-Me

"I hope Luigi-senpai notices me"
- Penti-chan

"How about asking that Japanese guy who set the world record for eating hot dogs? He's like a successful version of dad."
-Bart Simpson

"GIVE ME YOUR KOTATSU"
-Me, on my ID Card in Animal Crossing

"SVU would be better with a talking dog"
- Brad Jones (DVD-R Hell)

[Nichi]

"Easter is when we celebrate the rebirth of our lord, Batman"
- Stuart Ashen

[Nichi]

"She enjoys cutting phallic-shaped things a little too much"
- Ben (Oddity Archive)

"What drug do you do?"
"...dihydrogen monoxide"
- A coworker, me

"I'm sure he's alright, otherwise this would be America's Funniest Home Snuff Films"
- Brad Jones

"E-mails are like Hot Pockets! They're full of garbage and cheeeeese~"
- Strong Bad (Homestar Runner)

"Yes, eggs tend to come back as a poultrygeist"
- Comment on YouTube

[Chocofreak13]

*sis is on phone with her husband*
"Ooo, ooo, wait, tell him I said this!!"
*quotes music from sexy saxophones as joke*
"And....Kari sends you sexy saxophone music...?"
-Me and my sister, during the con