Forum Game: Context Quote

[winduko]

"This prompt makes me think of one thing: Windows 95 and Windows NT having sex on a motorcycle."

[Nichi]

@Duko: Suddenly, this quote is relevant again


"will be on the computer in a sex"
"...giggidy"
- Kari, me

[winduko]

"/shit"
-a common typo by both me and my friend

[Nichi]

"Maybe one day we'll be able to sex the dinosaurs"
- Joel

"The cat is planning something"
- message printed on the inside of the cap of a bottle of Jones Green Apple

"EDITED FROM HIGH QUALITY WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES"
- Me, on something Kari found

"Nothing says we're a group of brave heroes quite like running away from an army of space chickens"
- Me, to my group during a quest in Phantasy Star Online

"It's like David Lynch made a Christmas movie"
- Brad Jones

"This movie's the Ludovico treatment for Scrooge"
- Brad Jones

[Chocofreak13]

"Don't worry, the tree isn't pregnant."
-Me, Arty, Steve several times over the course of yesterday

[stewartsage]

"It's like riding a fucking walrus."
-Beth on the empty package car

Mr. Milliker: And then like magic, the image appears!
Mrs. Milliker: Except the magic's cyanide.
-Developing tintype photographs

[Nichi]

"Having sex is like being in the trippy part of a Kubrick film"
- Me

"I'm full of Christmas semen, I don't know what that is but it's hot"
- Nostalgia Critic

[Chocofreak13]

"Name something you'd use if you ran out of deodorant."
"I'd use my mom's deodorant if i were out!"
*exasperated look*
"I-I mean my dad's deodorant."
"Now kid, you're in school...."
"It smells like flowers...."
-Steve Harvey, Dawson Sturino, Family Feud

"Name something that can be soft or hard."
*Stares at microphone*
*Awkward silence*
*Taps microphone*
*Goes to speak, but stops short*
"Speak into the microphone."
*audience laughs as he looks slightly flustered*
"A WIENER?"
-Steve, Dawson, Dawson, Steve, Dawson, Steve, Dawson, Dawson (Family Feud)

[Nichi]

"I am deepthroating an IKEA table!"
- Joel

[Bella]

"Working for UPS makes me really want to bare knuckle fight a dog."

[Nichi]

"Whenever you see a tree, think of a cross"

[Chocofreak13]

"I'll blow YOU!"
-Alex

[Nichi]

"Don't let the Satan-bugs bite"
- Joel

"Everything ever is a fetish"
- Joel

"We need to introduce 'dude sauce' to our menu"
- Me, to a coworker

"If there's one thing Shrek doesn't need at Christmas, it's flashing testicles"
- Stuart Ashen

"FISH TACO"
- Me, on a combined Taco Bell \ Long John Silver's restaurant

"Where the hell is Hell?"
- in-game message in a game that Vinny is playing

[winduko]

"god knows we need more slash in kid's shows"
-me

"Have fun with your godblood!"
-me to my brother

[Chocofreak13]

"All his suicide attempts have failed. Maybe homicide is the answer!"
-Nate

"Homocide"
-Me, in Typo

"It's a mystic fucking nightlight."
-Me

"Are you the original? You'll never know..."
"I'm not..."
"This is the tale of the infinite Mollys..."
"Yeah, it's a swarm of Mollys...and you know what gets rid of a swarm of Mollys?"
*Pause*
"Mollytovs."
-Alex, Me, Alex, Steve, Group, Steve