Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

Interesting :3

"I'm playing on the ps4 bra"
- Someone on Gamespot

"Roni? Like, Rice-A-Roni?
2k experiences the San Francisco Treat?"
- Me

[winduko]

"420 freeze it"
-me

[svx]

Me: I woke up to two hundred texts this morning--
Friend: And they were all about cat facts?

Context: TRYING TO EXPLAIN that "the only one I replied to was 'bout dat bread" to my not-as-gangsta-as-me friends during a party ;<

[winduko]

"You need enough iron in your body! Na+!"
-an acquaintance of mine

[Nichi]

"Honestly, she was the kind that would throw a fit if I gave her a gold brick; as she'd want two in the shape of a bagel or something"
- Me, on someone I dealt with yesterday

"Luigi saves the Mushroom Kingdom through the power of shaking his groove thing."
- Someone on YouTube

[Bella]

"Some sort of fancy lesbian horse competition. I don't know, you figure out the details."

[Nichi]

@Bella: *is reminded of the Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories I saw on Tumblr ages ago*

"Is apples the anti-PCP?"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

"ONLY THE SLIMJIM CAN MOVE A CAR"
- random NPC (A really weird hack of Zelda II)

[winduko]

all by me

"we don't get to see the shiny red scooter"

"they're doing the fick fuck"

"me confirmed socialist"

"not the babies!"

[Chocofreak13]

"Did you just Pheonix Wright me!?"
-Alex, to Steve

"it's the "crown of magic"
-me

"You know it's bad when you're running negative RAM."
-Claire

"How are you running NEGATIVE RAM!?!?"
-Alex, to Claire

[Nichi]

"Toilet is aggressive"
- Joel (Vinesauce)

[Chocofreak13]

"if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, call today for your free supply of Extense!"
-what i heard on tv just now

"oh, your erections are only lasting 4 hours? HOW ABOUT 4 DAYS!?"
-Me

[winduko]

"they'd stare if i were yelling at my hands"
-me

[Nichi]

"I like this one; Spider-Man points at your dick while you're playing"
- JonTron

"Catch me live and wonder why the hell you're watching a Swedish man play The Sims and make the Mario brothers give birth to a satanic demon-child in a unholy conjoining of video game flesh. Yeah, that happened."
- Joel (Vinesauce)

[Chocofreak13]

"What, kitty, what do you want!?"
'The Collapse of Human Society?"
-My Cousin, Me (thinking)

[Nichi]

"It sounds like someone farting in a bathtub"
- Joel

"That brings new meaning to 'it burns when I pee'"
- Me, to one of my coworkers