Forum Game: Context Quote

[stewartsage]

Ted: My dog's real good at checkers, but I can beat'er three outta five!
*visitors laugh*
Me: You're laughin', but none of the rest of us can beat'er once!

[Nichi]

"Hey; do you have change for an 8-year-old?"
- Tom Servo (MST3K)

[Chocofreak13]

"Witches, murderers, and marital sex aside, sleeping together has long been a bonding experience. "
-News Article

"...

Oh for the love of fuck."
-Pent

[Nichi]

"If we carried lumber, would we have to log it as well?"
- Me, to a coworker

"...what if one referred to 'other TGWTG reviewer does a review impersonating Brad Jones' as 'Snobsplitation'?"
"...
GENIUS"
- Me, Stew

"...since I lack the special parts to make robot friends </mst3K>"
- Me, to Bella

"Sell bootleg crystal sheep statues. BREAKING BAA"
- Me

[winduko]

"Let me know when to smack it."
-me to my brother

[Nichi]

"...it'd be like encountering Freddy Kruger, only to find that he can be easily defeated by the power of Hostess Fruit Pies"
- Me, circa 2011

[winduko]

"Staplers are for sissies!"
-my history teacher

[stewartsage]

"Hostess Fruit Pies!"
-Freddy Kreuger, 2014

[Nichi]

"Cave Johnson got ahold of Megaman and outfitted him to shoot lemons and burn life's house down."
- someone on GameFAQs

[winduko]

"of course he looks familiar"
"he's your fucking brother"
-me, my friend

Edit:

"lets promise to never name our non-existent children after ponies"

[Chocofreak13]

^good plan

"IT BURNS WHEN I PIKACHU"
- actual (out-of-context) quote from X-Play"
-Pent

"My tits were cold, so i turned on the electric blanket to warm me up."
"A shame i'm not around to help."
"Ergo, you're remotely groping me to warm me up.
You ARE helping!
Just.....ghost helping."
-Me, Steve, Me

[Nichi]

"CREEPER MOOB"
"*is picturing Termina being destoryed by man-boobs*"
- Kari, Me

[Chocofreak13]

WHOO
also happy 100th page :3
keep the awkward coming, people

"This is what happens when you let your boner lead you through life."
-Me, on
This Video

"You can totally Spartan Kick a ittle kid."
-Claire

"They're kinda GHOST ghosts!"
-Claire

"So they're like, DOUBLE heresy."
-Claire

[Nichi]

Ghost Ghosts? #2spooky4me

"Just remembered Florida
It exists"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

to explain, last session in D&D we were starting a cave crawl after ducking in to get out of a sandstorm. we appear to have stumbled over some eldritch fucking horror caves because there are shadows stuck in several of the rooms, that appear to be less than ghosts (basically, ghosts of ghosts, hence the ghost ghost comment). they're souls who have been erased from the reincarnation cycle and are sort of stuck there. bonus spoopy since if you touch one and you're alive you turn into one too.