Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

"so i found a missing guy whose name is literally Hillario"
"..........
Just... just wut'."
"i know.
i feel bad laughing at it, since he's missing and all, but well
it's Hillario
(YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)"

-Me, Arty, Me

[Nichi]

"I just had sex with this wine"
- Mike J (ThatGuyWithTheGlasses)

[winduko]

"Vietguam."
-freshmen on my bus

[Nichi]

"...it felt good having me inside myself"
- Me

"If selfcest is wrong I don't wanna be right..."
- Someone who shall remain nameless ^^;

edit:
"Is the penis getting longer?"
- Dubz (DeliciousCinnamon)

[winduko]

"Respect your elders!"
- the girl who sits behind me in anatomy to the teacher

"She looks like a serial killer disguised as an old lady!"
- my anatomy teacher

"Where is the boob?"
- Tsuruko "2k-tan" Madobe, surprise.jpg, Zettai Windows. (only hint is that titles of short stories of Zettai Windows are 8.3 characters or less)

[Nichi]

"The next time somebody tells you to go fuck yourself, you can reply that you're already there"
- Pit

"Have a dream about having coffee? You clearly want to have sex in space"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"Meat Bicycle"
- Alex, as Demon, describing a physical body

"I kind of had the upper hand, and the badger and the horse did most of the fighting."
- Stolas

[winduko]

"Yes, I am a Japanese prostitute."
- a girl in my creative writing class, sarcastically

[Bella]

"Pardon my French, but ... this bitch is really starting to piss me off!"
—One of my group-mates, to our math professor, on Siri, who wouldn't stop talking during class.

ETA:
"Ohhh, I'm just a little lamb in the fog, ohhhh, any kind of mild weather condition disorients me!"
—StewartSage on me

"My backpack is just full of other bags."
—Me on my backpack

[Nichi]

"...you know, I have to wonder if we could actually get him in a dress. Probably not, but... >w>;"
"I wish -.-;;"
- Me, Bella

[stewartsage]

I feel like we're 100% less stoned then most people having a discussion about Hawkwind and Kraftwerk at midnight usually are.
-Me and my bro

[winduko]

"I wouldn't suggest you kick him out of the chair. He growled at me when I tried to kick him out earlier."
*growls*
"Just like that!"
-me to my brother, my cat, my mom

[Nichi]

"Someone took 'shop till you drop' to a new level"
"...or Walmart overworked another employee"
"...or someone got really bad food poisoning from McDonald's"
- Bro-in-law, sis, me

"He wants you to hold his taco"
-Me

[winduko]

"That's a dictionary, not a Yellow Pages!"
-kid I was working with in English

[Chocofreak13]

"Also, I'm dual-wielding pickles and I feel dirty."
- me

"Oh, is that where your dick is?"
- me

"___'s 87, and i was like, 'that's great! gives me hope for 9 years from now..."
"yeah."
"and ____'s 89, and murphy's 90!"
*laughs*
"but you wouldn't know it lookin' at em! Murphy's over there, havin' a beer at 11 in the morning...."
*me and grampy crack up*
- Marty, Grampy, Marty, Grampy, Marty

"Now the doctor said, 'you gotta stay overnight', and Doris said 'No', and the doctor said 'why not?' and Doris said, 'well, for one thing, I don't like you!'"
-My Grandpa, on my Grandma's friend Doris in the hospital