Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"Three words: ass-biting sharks"

[winduko]

"Gotta go check the boobs – wait, they're fish."
-Me

[Nichi]

"TASTES LIKE ALIENS : D"
- Me

[winduko]

"barack obama of toronto my ass"
-something I was repeatedly told my friend

"[System][SERIKANDI] needs help reeling in a wild fish. Click here to help."
-game that my brother plays.

EDIT:
"The Untouchables™"

[Nichi]

"If Meat Loaf is correct in saying "life is a lemon", does that mean Cave Johnson wants to burn life's house down with the flaming corpses of its own children?"
- Me

"...thunder doesn't go "choo-choo""
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"MY SON'S A SLUT!!"
-Stan Smith

[Nichi]

"POWER RAGERS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
- Me

edit:

I've never gotten that logo ........ is that deer illuminated by the light of Christ to go forth and get people hammered?

edit2:
"...I have definitely underestimated the perks of dating a psychopath"
- Nostalgia Critic

[Nichi]

"DECORATE YOUR LOVE MACHINE"
- packaging to Hatsune Miku phone case

[Chocofreak13]

i literally double-facepalmed in sheer reaction to that
pure instinct
what the fucking fuck

[winduko]

Well, to be fair, I find that my phone is the only place I can look at porn when my dad's awake.



"Physics does not work that way!"
-me to my brother, repeatedly



update:

"if jesus ever wants to boink you"
-me to my friend

[Nichi]

"Only on my show can a G-rated movie still be a porn!"
- The Cinema Snob

[winduko]

"james from team rocket wants to be your friend :O"
"yes"
"YES"
"FUCK YES"
-my friend, me (x3)

"What the hell are you doing with that thing? There is a ban on Apple products in this house!"
-Mika "NT-tan" Madobe, enforcing a stupid rule for everyone's safety

[Nichi]

LOL -w-;

"You eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet"
- Weird Al

"It sounds like Skrillix got into a fight with a Sound Blaster 16 and lost"
- Me

"That sound you heard was your inner child being punched in the face."
- Everything is Terrible, on The Neverending Story III

"...Wario sucks with his dong"
- Joel, on a bootleg NES game

[Chocofreak13]

"Love is Friendship Set on Fire"
-tumblr blog's headline

EDIT: "i'd do anything for coke, but i won't do that."
-me

[Nichi]

"One is a cancer patient...the other is a radioactive lizard. Will they find love?"
"HE GAVE HER CANCER.....SHE GAVE HIM LOVE"
- Me, Kari