Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"The customer can suck it"
- A coworker from Pizza Hut

"I'm going to cram you inside a tiny ball!"
- Linkara (AT4W - Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters #1)

[Chocofreak13]

"I still have to upload pictures of this to my blog! Ooo, maybe it'll become a meme!"
-QT, Space Dandy

"That's the LAST time I ever teach a robot to fish."
-Dandy, Space Dandy

"Could you two PLEASE not look at porn sites on my cell phone? I don't even wanna TOUCH it now!"
"I don't look at porn..."
"Maybe YOU were looking at it."
"That makes no sense. I don't even HAVE those ports!"
-QT, Dandy, Meow, QT, Space Dandy

"YA HEAR THAT!? IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE!!"
-Dandy, Space Dandy

[Nichi]

"I voided all common sense and walked on lava : D"
- Me

"So, plants make you a dominatrix?"
- Linkara

"My phone knows the word 'yuri'
This is the phone for me"
- Me, on my new phone

[winduko]

"Morraaw"
*looks at me oddly*
"I'm not Patches."
- me, one of my cats, me

[stewartsage]

Do I look like a sexy candy striper?
-Kansas

[Nichi]

"The cup was doing crack"
- Me

"BASTARD SWORD: Nice guys can use it, too"
- item description from Disgaea 2

"If you don't like it, don't read it"
"Ok" *tosses comic aside, walks away*
- writer's notes in a comic, Linkara

"I always wondered what it'd look like if a warthog fucked a Goomba."
- Phelous

[winduko]

"any estimated time it will be up?"
"not today? xD"
"figured that much"
"that's the best I can give."
"that's the most accurate estimated time I can give"
- friend, me, friend, me (x2)

"I would have preferred him laying here!"
"Clearly he doesn't."
-brother, me

[Chocofreak13]

"ME!! SECRET JEW SANTA!!"
-Sheryl aka Carol aka Cristal, Archer

[Nichi]

"Sniping is like a form of long-range surgery...except you intend to injure or kill the patient -w-;;"
- Me, to Bella

[Chocofreak13]

"What's the special occasion, Billy? They lower the age of consent?"
-Elliot Stabler, to Pedo hosting Kid's Party, SVU

[winduko]

"This looks professional.
*laugh*
"Wait, that's not the weirdest definition of professional I've seen."
-brother, me (x2)

[Nichi]

"I've seen stuff that will turn you white; like Mr. Computer"
- Hidden message on the banner for the Atop The Fourth Wall site

[winduko]

"i don't understand americans"
"neither do I"
"I'm from the us"
"I don't understand my own people sometimes"
-friend, me (x3)

[Chocofreak13]

^if i could like that comment i would.

[stewartsage]

"Leave me to my Japanese lesbian soap operas."