Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

and it was the best cake we've ever eaten. secretly.

[Pitkin]

"Fixed: Can now eat carrot"
-Bugfix voted the most important by public (polling group consisted of one human and two lagomorphs)

edit:

"We're never gonna give you uploading that's slow or loses video quality, and we're never gonna let you down by playing YouTube in poor video quality."
-Google statement on their YouTube service

[Chocofreak13]

oh god, google, that was beautiful. xD

"i found vague lookalikes to stew and bella on this missing persons' site"
"Interesting"
"like, because it's one after the other, and the similar clothing/whatnot, it almost looks like impersonators"
"-w-;;"
"neither of the people have been seen since the early 90's, though -w-;;"
"LOL"
"the stew lookalike is thought to have joined a cult .__."
"Praise Helix?"
"and the bella clone is assumed to have drowned
jeezus"
"- Me, right now
"
"- Me, right now
"

-Me, Pent

[Nichi]

" ...would the opposite of an Uninstall Wizard be an Install Alchemist?"
"I don't think so?"
- Me, Stew

[Bella]

Stew: (5:11:40 PM) You're a Floridian at heart
Stew: (5:11:41 PM) Some day
Stew: (5:11:49 PM) It's just gonna explode out of you
Stew: (5:11:56 PM) In like a meth fueled gator fighting binge

Me: A floridian classmate of mine and I decided Florida is the Australia of the United States.
Stew: Snipin's a good job mate!

[Chocofreak13]

and we will be there with the video camera to capture Bells' tina-fueled fall from grace.

EDIT:

"Now its time for **UPDATED** conversational spanish with grimlock

Las ardillas. Me persiguen. Quieren mis tuercas pero no pueden tenerlas.

no habla? the squirrels. they chase me. they want my nuts but they
can not have them.

El gato en mi pantalones, quiere mi burrito. Pero el no puede
tenerlo. No compartire con el.

Still no habla? the cat in my pants, he wants my burrito. But he can
not have it. I will not share with him.

Por que el perro que lame mis bolas? Debo de haber banado en mantequilla
de mani de nuevo ...

Really!?!? No habla?! You really need to work on your spanglish skills..
Why is the dog licking my balls? I must have bathed in peanut butter
again...

Cuando salgo de la peluqueria despues de tener mi espalda afeitado, me
doy cuenta de que seria mucho mas barato tener un rebano de cabras.

You really need to sign up for my formal spanish lessons.  I can teach
many more useful phrases phrases!  When I leave the barber after having
my back shaved, I realize it would be much cheaper to own a herd of goats.

Usted dice que el tomate, digo que me gusta la leche con chocolate y
panecillos. Has visto a mi cepillo de dientes?

My lesson rates are very reasonable!  I can teach you to splanglish like
I do!  You say tomato, I say I like chocolate milk and bagels.  Have you
seen my toothbrush?

This has been conversational spanish with grimlock, time for
something more serious."

-Automated Message from CMS @ IRCRizon

[Nichi]

"Kill your friends, get drunk as fuck, and walk into Mordor. Badass"
- Me, on a video of a guy failing epically at a Lord of the Rings text adventure

"From the inside, you see lots of outside"
- Real dialog from a Winnie the Pooh game being played by the same guy

"Fuck clock towers"
"That might be painful. All the gears and such"
- My sister, me

[Chocofreak13]

"Are you gonna commit suicide? On TV? For Calvin Klein? Cause that would be the only thing that would make me buy that fragrance. Ritual suicide in the name of Calvin Klein."
-Me, on Calvin Klein Eternity commercial


"Is it weird that I don't want to touch the hand massage thing now that they've had sex on it?"
- Me, in a dream, to friends/my mother, while exploring a museum/bath fixture store?, after watching 2 sea stars (large ones) get it on

"We're such a classy bunch..."
*everyone is cracking up, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying*
*bends down and crouches in corner of path around display*
"I'm going to sit here and think about the implications of what I just said."
-me, sane dream, on above quote

"Welp, horse masks as a meme have died"
"I'd say twerking was dead too, but idk if it's POSSIBLE for twerking to die"
-me, on a new Fiat commercial

[Nichi]

"I have a BFG; I use it to microwave my Hot Pockets"
- Quote from a story I wrote several years back

[Chocofreak13]

">>14772222 >quads 1-800-GHOST-SEX confirmed. I remember someone on here talking about means of sexual contact with ghosts, actually."
-4chan, 5 days ago

EDIT: "You know what, fine! Can I search it for Pancakes?"
"You find no Pancakes."
"Is it Waffled?"
"It is not Waffled."
-Me and Alex, on my character's actions in the D&D game last week

EDIT EDIT:     "Besides, it's not even full vampire dust, it's vampire...bitch dust."
*group cracks up*
"That needs to be the name of a new drug. Vampire bitch dust."
"Well, that COULD be the name of a new drug, once we find out what it does..."
-Steve, Me, Claire

"No, see, we're gonna wait until they've crystallized, then shoot them out of a cannon...into a field of little leaguers!"
-me, on an old, now frozen bag of mini marshmallows

"You could bake a cake!"
"Out of what, little leaguers?"
-my sister, me

"He's a Native American and I'm a Cowboy...I totally should have taken his scalp off."
"You're using a Native American's tomahawk to take off another Native American's scalp..."
-Claire and Jackie, on the characters decapitating the target in the game

"Kari, I want to just throw my shoes at you and steal your ice cream."
*mouths word* "Bitch!"
"No, you don't understand, i don't have any shoes out here so I'd have to go in the room, get shoes, come back out here and throw them."
*begins rubbing ice cream all over lips, mouthing out "babababababa" with angry look on face*
"Ju-Mai."
*looks up, ice cream all over face*
*licks off ice cream, begins to crack up*
"13---"
*Jackie begins cracking up, goes back to rubbing ice cream on face*
*points at self* "THIS IS MY INITIATIVE!!!"
*licks off ice cream while tearing up from laughing*
"13."
*looks back to jackie*
*begins rubbing ice cream on lips again like before, complete with angry face and word-mouthing*
"Yes. Ice cream lipstick."
-Jackie, me, Jackie, me, Alex, me (x9), Jackie (last line)

"New initiative time!"
"Do I even have to roll?"
"No-ho-ho-ho-ho, not in the slightest."
*under her breath* "THE DEAD DON'T ROLL."
-Alex, me, Alex, Claire

"Rolls initiative, only action is twitching violently!"
-me

"New initiative!"
"DO *I* HAVE TO ROLL!?"
*sigh*
"Haha, sorry."
"You still do not have to roll."
"Your initiative is gurgle."
-Alex, me, Alex, me, Alex, Alex

"Ju-Mai."
"GURGLE GURGLE!!"
-Alex and me, on my initiative this round

EDITEDITEDIT:   

"Are you summoning Scooby Doo?"
-me, on the noise Steve made just now

"I mean, I like Pie....doesn't mean I'm praising Pie all the time..."
*group cracks up*
"Am I to assume that we've been drinking for awhile?"
"Yes."
"PRAISE PIE!!"
"PRAISE PIE."
-Alex (as NPC), Steve, Alex, Steve, Alex, on a discussion about Religion

[Nichi]

"Special thanks to Sam Walton, founder of Wal-Mart. Your rapidly-spinning corpse is providing clean electricity to power all our stores"
- Me, making an addition to the employee handbook

[Chocofreak13]

"Is it weird how much he cries?"
"No way! When a guy who loves America cries, it makes him SUPER straight!"
-Carl, Lenny, The Simpsons

"FOCUS!! WE CAN'T WASTE ANY MORE TIME BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!"
-QT, Space Dandy

"Are you two petting yourselves right now?"
-QT, Space Dandy

"You can't be admitted unless you're sick."
"Shows what you know! All these babes are givin' me the fever..."
"Don't be a perv."
-QT, Dandy, QT, Space Dandy

"I found myself a nurse, and her boobs are big'n'bouncy, they go boing, boing, boing, and I feel it in my naughty bits..."
-Dandy (singing), Space Dandy

"Dandy may have lost his taste for hot wings, but he wasn't about to give up the breasts."
-Narrator, Space Dandy

"They were able to lead fairly normal lives, despite the fact that they weren't alive."
-Narrator, Space Dandy

[Nichi]

"Where foam lizard toys are brought to life"
- random banner message on AT4W website

[LeaflameSD]

[Chocofreak13]

"The boobies at Boobies go up and down, up and down, up and down...."
-Dandy, Space Dandy

"That's the power of Boobies, baby! Even just singin' about em' makes miracles happen!"
-Dandy, Space Dandy

"And if i don't agree....?"
*pout*
"AHHH!! OH NOOO!!! THIS MAN ISN'T MY DAD AND HE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME GO WITH HIIIM!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP!! THE BAD MAN'S TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!! IYAAAAHHHH~"
-Dandy, Adelie, Adelie, Space Dandy

EDIT: "Let's complete the condom look."
-me, to my mother, on her wearing a plastic bag on her head to avoid the rain (it looked like a condom)

"I had Tsutomu all along."
"Realizing this in a hospital bathroom~*"
-line from Gokinjo Monogatari, me

"Are you broken or do you just hate us!?"
-Dandy, Space Dandy

Google hard time bro team

"GUYS!! I'VE FINALLY REALIZED MY DREAM!! I'M THE SCOUT AND THE SPY *AT THE SAME TIME*!!!"
"You're the sky!"
"YEAHHHH~*"
"Or the spout."
".....I love both of those."
"You're all washed up."
"I know...."
-me, Steve, me, Steve, me, Steve, me

EDIT:

"All the Feels!"
-Dandy, Space Dandy

"Oh precious, upside-down coconut pie, what's wrong?"
-Dandy, to the Dog, Space Dandy

"You know, a long time ago, people would say, 'A good ass should be felt, and not seen.' And it's true."
"You're the only one who says that."
-Dandy, QT, Space Dandy

"I never realized you knew how to make a rocket!"
"Well, that's because technically, I don't."
"Well then why not build a regular coffin!? What's the point!!?"
-QT, Dandy, QT, Space Dandy

"SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH! RAAAH!"
-QT, Space Dandy

"OH GIVE ME A BREAK, THAT MAN *SERIOUSLY* KNOWS HOW TO CREATE A BLACK HOLE!?"
-Dr. Gel, Space Dandy

"Hey, you wanna shoot me in the face and see if I wake up tomorrow?"
"Only if I shoot me first."
-QT, Dandy, Space Dandy

"WE WORKED REALLY HARD FOR THIS ONE!!"
"SO, SO HARD!!"
"Unfortunately, I have no memory of how we captured it!"
"Yeah, that part IS kinda fuzzy..."
-Qt, Meow, Qt, Meow, Space Dandy


"Hands off! This data is yummy! It has such a delicate yet bold flavour! It's so GOOD! And it's so easily digitized that my operating system is in overdrive! I've never downloaded such organized and tasty data!"
"Hey, QT, you sure you're not being hacked?"
*angrily grunts*
"PATHETIC LIVING BEING!"
*tackles*
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW!? YOU MEAT PUPPETS COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY OF THIS EXPERIENCE!!"
-QT, Meow, QT x4, Space Dandy