Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for RoboCop"
- card combo I played in CAH

"If you reverse Cave Johnson's name, you have the perfect name for a sex toy
JOHNSON CAVE"
- Me

[winduko]

"It looks like the baby of Minecraft and World of Warcraft."
-Me

[Nichi]

"Is GLaDOS a brotato?"
- Me, just now

[winduko]

"What the f-hell?"
-Me, to my dad

"No, brain, I don't need to create a Pokémon/OS-tan cross-Pokémon Millennium Version! That would be the perfect name for such a crossover!"
-Me

[Nichi]

"The only first-person shooter where you can break out your..."love gun" and shoot some rounds"
- Me

[winduko]

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! We're talking about the Holocaust."
-My English Teacher

"It tastes like watered down water."
"You're dripping potatoes."
"It's getting deep in here, I'm glad I wore my boots."
"What if there's an invisible banana in your ear?"
"I got some lotion from the piano, you should try it -- it's terrible."
-Various Students at my school

[Balrith]

>bakey
>Holocaust

[Chocofreak13]

"you find a man in his late 50's, balls deep in a 15-year old girl, balls deep in a goat."
-me

"no, actually, rubber cement would be the worst lubricant."
-nate

"This wasn't even gay sex."
"Yeah, this was just two guys running full speed at one another."
-Jack, Arty

"BRIIIIIAAAANNNN!!!"
"ANNNNNDREEEEWWW!!!"
*runs around flailing*
"....Who is this!?"
"I'm just making a sandwich."
"....SANDWIIICH!!!"
-Jack, Arty, both, Arty, Alex, Both

"Guys, i actually accidentally my vagina last night."
-Arty

"I accidentally my Hymen with a Horse."
-Arty

"UUHUhUHhhhuhuhUHUHhhHhhhhhhh....' Lucas says as he is now violently shaking the fry basket, scattering fries all over the floor."
-me, on a clerk at Wild Duck Burger

"Cause my character's riding a justice boner into the sunset."
-Alex

[Nichi]

"...Vulba sounds like a Pokémon. Vulbasaur? : P"
- Me, on an amusing typo I made

[winduko]

"Indonesians really like you."
-Me, to my brother

[Nichi]

"C'mon, people, you can't show the player a really big bomb and not let them blow it up."
- Gabe Newell

"I was just looking at my robot butt"
- Bella [rough quote]

"You're all big toes to me"
- Guy in a commercial I saw yesterday

"Apparently, Minecraft doesn't want the D"
- Me

"My cup size is TEACUP"
- Bella

[Chocofreak13]

"BEHOLD AS DUCE MENTALLY SHITS HIMSELF FOR LIKE, THE FOURTH TIME TODAY"
-Me, on one of my Characters (in this pic)

[Nichi]

"have you seen a limp dick it's like a sad sea creature"
- Someone on Tumblr

"Somebody should make a parody of the Viacom logo from the '80s, but instead of a metallic V, it's a metallic dick and the company name is changed to "Viagra""
- Me, during CAH

"White bots can't jump"
- Bella

"Plants can't science"
- Me

[Bella]

"I choose to see it as a nice teeshirt with Jesus on it. And also the moon."
-Stew

[Nichi]

@Bella: It's kinda scary that I think I know exactly what shirt Stew is talking about ^^;;

"Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"
- GLaDOS (Portal 2)

"Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect. Holmes VS Moriarty. Aristotle VS Mashy-spike-plate!"
- Wheatley (Portal 2)

"The castle has been taken over by Bowser, and you have to use secret passages and disguises to sneak around and, at one point, stealthily bake a cake."
- TV Tropes, on Paper Mario

"My mind is full of psychic!"
- Me