Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"The game can be adequately described as Lynyrd Skynyrd beating the crap out of the Sex Pistols"
- TV Tropes, on Double Dragon

"blah blah blah football blah blah DON'T PUT YOUR DICK IN THERE KIDS"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"Your Baby is Arrested Development."
-My Cousin, to her Sister in Law, on her Niece

EDIT:

"i heard this song earlier today and the only thing that came to mind was "FILL IT WITH PUDDING AND CARRY IT AROUND"
-Me, on
Das Horn

[Nichi]

"Is DECtape like duct tape for computers?"
- Me, having a deep thought while at work

"I had raisins earlier. It tasted just like an amazing horse"
- Me

"Let's go get high"
"...but I don't have a plane : D"
- one of my coworkers, me

[winduko]

"Anywhere between now and soon."
- Me

[Bella]

"That's an armored truck, not a piñata."

[winduko]

"Mom, what did I say about writing on yourself?"
- My brother

"How about I take you? They won't miss you."
- My uncle to me

"You're not trying if you're not cheating."
-various relatives

[Chocofreak13]

"Did a volcano erupt in Candyland? Cause i just caught me a flying red hot!"
-Ned Flanders, on catching a falling Edna Krabapple

"running through spiky brush plants? here, have a soft envelope for your penis."
-me

[winduko]

"I'm doing the writing. She was supposed to be doing the writing, but she didn't do shi-and she's right there. Hi!"
-A kid in my group in a class about and eventually to me

"Well, at least I got to babysit today."
-Me to a teacher

[Nichi]

"You got the Pendant of Power! It makes you feel...well, powerful!"
- Item description (The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds)

[winduko]

"Hey, don't call it shit. That's not nice."
- Me to my dad

"Stupid sites, not giving me the information that I need."
-Me

[Chocofreak13]

"What.....?! I did damage to......? *points to me* "
"That's okay, Molly's been a danger to the party anyway...."
*gets hurt, teary look*
"And civilians..."
*group laughs, I continue with hurt look*
*shoves head in sweatshirt*
"IIIII, BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN FEEL YOU THERE"
*group laughs*
"No no no, CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAALLLLL"
(At same time) "CRAAAAAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAAALLLL"
- Arty, Alex, Me, Alex, Me, Me, Arty, Me


"You plug the hole with a dead Minotaur."
- Alex

"Now, for those of you that we're covered in liquid Minotaur..."
- Alex

EDIT: "I'm just picturing you all, as this is going on, sitting back there sitting Indian-style, listening to her read..." ("Tell me a story...")
- Greg, on my character reading a book in the back of a hallway while a battle was going on (and was eventually joined by most of the party)

EDITEDIT: "You're checking the traps for traps!"
"TRAPCEPTION!!"
- Alex and Arty, on me checking the Portcullises for traps (since they themselves are, technically, traps)

[Nichi]

"Does this mean Bella's dad is secretly Mr. Coffee?"
- Me, on Bella coffeemaker

[stewartsage]

(11:33:10 AM) ApricotCordial: Cadance OP, Celestia pls nerf

[Chocofreak13]

"Spooge rave"
-Me, Arty, Greg

[winduko]

"I just ate an apple."
My brother