Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

The Mayor tried to save the little girl
but The Mayor came a hair's breath from melting her like a grilled cheese

(did you read it?
it has more heat behind it than the sun)

The Mayor toasted your sandwich for you!
*hands you slight pile of ash*

The Mayor saved the little girl
by pulling out his cattle prod
and beating the zombie like an LA Police Officer

"The Mayor proceeds to skip merrilly around the room, smacking zombies with his shock staff. The Mayor also proceeds to start singing. And what does The Mayor sing?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

"The Mayor has 15~"
*blink*
"The Mayor has a +10 Bonus."
"That's a +10 to your Toughness skill."
"No.....we specifically wrote it in as a bonus."
*blink*
"Oh! Ohhhh yeaaahhhh.....The Mayor's a Tech Priest. Ha haa.....fucking tech priests. -w- "

"HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY I DECAPITATED YOU"
- Pent

EDIT:
"You can eat your sandwich in the afterlife, because it will be there waiting for you, toasted and warm."
-The Mayor, to his dead comrade

EDIT EDIT:
"Wrap her worst wounds in this! Wrap the Little Girl good in the Safety Tape."
- The Mayor

EDITEDITEDIT:

"If The Mayor spreads his blood on the Safety Tape, and then puts it on you, does that make it safer?"
"Yeessss....?"
"It would make it stick better, too!"
"You know, what happens with infusion....like, transfusions from The Mayor?"
"Yeah.....cause Nanobots...."
"Do they HAVE blood transfusions in Warhammer?"
"....Somewhere, maybe?"
"Well, they had blood transfusions in the 1700's, which is basically what the tech is based on...."
"Oh, you're being VERY generous with that statement."
- The Mayor, Alex, Cultist-chan, Dead Noble Lady, Zap Brannagan


"Do i have to actually roll damage to see if there's enough FIRE to burn the body....?"
- Cultist-chan

[Nichi]

I LOL'd. Sounds like a fun game -w-

"D-cups: Full of justice!"
- Captain Murphy (Sealab 2021)

"...like my hydrolic penis, which is huuuuuuuuuge"
- Quinn

[LeaflameSD]

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Skrillex: Kyoto

[Chocofreak13]

"The Mayor want so badly to take this skull, but he can't!!"

"The Skull is basically a cross between Reptillian and a Wolf Skull.....with some curling horns on the back...."
- Alex

"Just float around in my happy little Skull through space, forever!"
- The Mayor

"It's about the size of a Volkswagen Beetle."
-Alex, in reference to the above Skull

"At this point The Mayor gnaws on the charred remains of his sandwich."
"Would anyone else like some sandwich?"

"I rolled a 99!"
*cracks up*
- Claire and Me

(just for record, rolling 100 here is a critical failure)


"Are we gonna have to sacrifice a goat to this ship or something....?"
"Well, technically *I* died!"
"A hornless goat."
"Hoooornlesss Goooatliiiing~"
- The Mayor, Dead Noble, Alex, Cultist-chan

"Six!" : D
"Seven!" : D
- Me

"Is it weird that The Mayor is sort of attracted to the ship...?"

[SoldierSpence]

"I wonder if Tager ejackulates used motor oil?"
- One of my PSN friends using Google Translate on BlazBlue Continuum Shift Extend online late one night during the summer.

[stewartsage]

(5:21:30 PM) bluegeminimol65: Oiled up and out of control
(5:21:34 PM) bluegeminimol65: Just how I like you~

[DustiiWolf]

I heard this great joke on Sims once.
"Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!"

- Courtesy of Tumblr

[Chocofreak13]

me and my sister have an idea to go to a con someday cosplaying as sims.

"Rada fu glar?"
"Roh, muka flor ag no sheen."
"Ah, stog kof mur atta nen!"

[Nichi]

I'm now reminded of something I once saw on Tumblr, about someone saying the best way to turn on your partner is to whisper to them in Sim-speak xD

[Chocofreak13]

I want to see a youtube video base on that. xD;

[Nichi]

LOL -w-

"I like nuts"
- Me, yesterday

"Haruko? She can fooly with my cooly anytime"
- Me

"He was so full of life when he was alive"
- Brak (The Brak Show)

[Simonorged]

Sarah: "That dirty toucher took my dolly poo-poo!"

[NejinOniwa]

Under the regular strain of games we're still trying to keep up with our load demands (buying equipment fresh out of the factory, moving to bigger data centers, etc). Adding a replay system where players could get all of that information on their game would exponentially multiply our traffic. If the feature proves popular, you're essentially playing the game once for 10 people, then playing it again for all 10 people individually as they download all of the information of the game.

    Very loose analogy, but when you get to our levels of scope you hit some pretty weird situations that most haven't considered. It's like saying "this recipe makes pie for 20" and everyone's like YEAAAAH THAT'S A LOT OF PIE. But imagine if you're making pie for 1,000 people. Now you're like "JUST TAKE THE RECIPE MAKE IT x50 RIGHT," but then everyone's like "BUT WHAT KIND OF OVEN CAN TAKE THIS!?" and then electricity comes into play and pie tins of incredible scope and even finding fresh filling to fill all these pies and it's complicated man."

THAT'S A LOT OF PIE

[Nichi]

"This looks like Windows 95!"
"Actually, more like Windows 98; note how the color fades from one to the next on the title bar"
*silence*
"...I'm a bit of a snob"
"So I can tell"
- Me and a customer, earlier today

[Nichi]

Butter Catastrophe sounds like a Paula Deen recipe though

"MAKE MY BOOBIES APPEAR 2 SIZES BIGGER"
- Me, last night

"Penti investigated the bookshelves. A book... Study of Yogurt"
- dialog bog (Shining Force II)

"Go figure; books on a bookshelf. Well, what did you expect to find?"
- dialog box (Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure)

"That's Brock for you; always thinking with his......eyes"
- JesuOtaku (Suede's review of Pokemon 4Ever)