Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

yes, and i suppose 2k's Amy.

"Hey baby, if you reach in my candy bowl i bet you'll find my halloweenie."
-Me, Just Now

[NejinOniwa]

"I want his ribs, on my desk, before tuesday! Get it? Great! Why are you standing there, GET OUT! AFTER HIM! SHOOT HIM!"

-A piece of dialogue I want to use in a script someday.

[Chocofreak13]

someday, mashtur. bonus points if you use it in an IS YOUR BODY READY prompt.

"*gasp* Floor Presents! My Favourite!"
- Tom, Edd's World

[Nichi]

"Try it out; it's a blast!"
- Bomb description (Zelda: The Wind Waker)

[Bella]

I actually have an answer for that. Steam came out in 2003, and became massively popular with the release of Half-Life 2 a year later -w-

I didn't know that Steam had been around for so long. o.o

[Nichi]

Indeed :3

"Sharks don't like Vegemite"
"My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me" *is crushed by flying letters from Hollywood sign*
- Actual quotes from Sharknado

...and now, some great moments of my riffing on this movie:

"Not sure if VMS-tan would hate this movie for misrepresenting sharks, or love it for how gloriously bad it is"

"Sharks be all "Fuck you, I can fly""

"Dammit; it's hard to aim at a wiggling CGI blob"

"DRUNK GUY used BARSTOOL
It's super effective!
Enemy SHARK fainted!"

"Did they get Ben Stein's daughter to read that news report?"

"Good to know one of these characters watched Shark Week. Maybe she should give advice to the writers"

"Omnomnom yummy humans~ <3"

"Although he died, the legend of the drunk guy with a barstool lives on"

"Watch as I magically transform our SUV into CGI to escape the waves"

"It's like Whack-A-Mole, only with guns...and sharks"

"Water always wins. Especially when teamed up with sharks"

"Ah, the liquor store; the best place to go when shark tornadoes are incoming"

"A liquor store run by a raving conspiracy theorist? Never saw that coming"

"Come to Deus Ex Machina Used Cars today and drive away in a nice preowned Hummer for free!"

"In the event of a sharknado, stock up on propane. This message brought to you by Hank Hill"

"Splitting a shark in two with a chainsaw is cool, but it doesn't hold a candle to a drunk guy with a barstool"

"Note to self: propane bombs stop tornadoes"

"That shark's death was...electric"

"Sharks in the pool! Screw chlorine!"

"Exploding pools? Michael Bay is happy"

*shark flies by outside of Chinese restaraunt*
"GIMME AN EGGROLL!"

"It's raining sharks! Hallelujah!"

"I think the guys at Syfy have a movie title generator that randomly injects "shark", "octopus", and/or "crocodile" into the plot ideas of movies"

"Even after being inside a shark and covered in blood, at least her makeup is still perfect"

"Kiss me now; shark blood turns me on"

[Chocofreak13]

good god this sounds like a hilariously bad movie. xD;

[Nichi]

Yes. Yes it is :3

"I'm going to teach you how to express love through my boob"
- Mishearing the TV as I was walking by

[stewartsage]

SAVINGS AND LOAN, BITCH
-Me

[Bella]

"Those are the Amish, Candace. And that's incredibly racist."
-Stew

"The Australians are the only ones badass enough to take down VMS."
-Me

"You aren't a clueless white person. You're a clued white person!"
-Me

[Chocofreak13]

"Perhaps the most frightening thing rendered on the Playstation 2, Fay Soff is like a Mr. Potato Head gone horribly, horribly wrong."
- A very accurate description of Fay Soff from Stretch Panic

[Nichi]

"AHHHHH! AH, FUCK IT"
- What it sounds like Garfield is screaming in the Garfield Halloween Special

"MAGIC-WEENIE!"
- Halloweenie

"The goblin word for 'flying' is more accurately translated as 'falling slowly'"
- card description from Magic: The Gathering

[Chocofreak13]

"Elegant....refined....radiant....Victoria has found a husband with all of these qualities."
-Lord Barkus, Corpse Bride

[Nichi]

"but he DID just get a boob-hug"
- Kari

"NOW YOU GET NAKED, THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS, RIGHT?"
- Kari

"I TAP TWO GREEN MANA TO UNLEASH MY 5/5 TROUSER SNAKE"
- Me

"DINOSAURS ON A PLANE"
- Kari

"You know, with how many Land Before Time sequels there are, why isn't it now called The Land Slightly Before Time? It's almost to a point of being The Land During Time"
- Me

"Nothing says "evil beware" like being dressed like you're going to a Halloween party as a mermaid"
- Me

"Once you go Black Star, you'll never go back!"
- Black Star (Soul Eater)

"Ace is so cool, he talks with his mouth closed"
- Kari

"OH NO FROSTY GOT ROBIN"
"*is picturing ice cream from Wendy's capturing Batman's sidekick*"
- Kari and I

"this guy rides a bike on the ocean"
- Kari

"Oh come on, Luffy, are you realy gonna take anything that goofy Admiral says seriously? I mean i don't even know how a frog could do--HOLY CRAP IT'S A FROG DOING THE FRONT CRAWL!!"
- Usopp (One Piece)

"I FORGOT A TITLE! Did I leave the Oven on?"
- Kari

"SID IS SECRETLY THE KOOL-AID MAN"
- Kari

"What about Mr. T? Maybe he and Excalibur can find some common ground in pitying the FOOLs"
- Me

"SOMEONE CALL THE EXTERMINATOR"
"*Dalek rolls in*
DID SOMEONE SAY 'EXTERMINATE'?"
- Kari and I

"Oh god what am I getting myself into"
- Me, on the tiny clip of the SAO English dub

"it's the return of orange guy!"
- Kari

"I fought my butt off"
- Kirito, proving why the English dub of SAO sucks

"Kirito is slowly making Lan Hikari from NT Warrior look good .__.;"
- Me, on the above quote

"Reckless Desire sounds like a condom"
- Kari

"god now i want to see a Mewpony"
- Kari

"KIRITO IS HELBA!?"
"Why doesn't Kirito have tits?"
- Kari and I

"I GOT THAT BITCH A TEARDROP
BITCHES LOVE TEARDROPS"
- Kari

[Chocofreak13]

"As opposed to Pina's Soul
Because animals don't have hearts
And little girls don't have souls"
- Me, involving the Teardrop Quote