Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"DOUCHEROCKET"
- Me

"HM, SQUISHY"
- Kari

"A GLOWING SWORD IS A POWERFUL SWORD"
- Me

"This guy's a special kind of stupid"
- Death the Kid (Soul Eater)

[Chocofreak13]

"never doubt the powers of your mother"
-Facebook Post

[Nichi]

"...boys are better than books? Well, time to find out how to become a sentient tome to prove them wrong"
- Me

"You got the Goof!"

[Chocofreak13]

"nyanyanyan SHINING FINGER"
- Pent

"Toy Story was made with Macs"
"guess they're good for SOMETHING
like being a $3000 doorstop in 6 months -w-"
- Pent and Me

"Episode 703: Be The Other Guy
Episode Stargate G1: Who the Fuck Are These People
Episode 308: Going Black and then Going Back
Episode Infinity: Me Tarzan, You Dumbass
Episode 602: Strangers Without Candy
Episode 111: Xena, Warrior Black Guy
Episode ___: Fun with Hackers"
- Me, Suggesting Titles for Pent's Latest Story

"*sits right next to steward on bench*
S: "It's time for tea~"
C: "...alright. Can i have a backrub? Can i hug you? ;^; "
-minature fanfiction i just made up in my head
(Chaldene had a long day)"
- Me

"....
yes, that is COMPLETELY what a normal person would do.
i'm VERY normal.
i'm actually the most NORMAL meat-person i know.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A NORMAL MEAT FAMILY BEING NORMAL
[/zim]"
- Me

"Look at my TARDIS. My TARDIS amazing. Give it a lick; it tastes like jelly babies"
- Pent

"I have to wonder...what does the *Firefox* say?"
"-w-
i think i know what it says
it says SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE"
- Pent and Me

"oh god now you got me thinking of Excalibur
dancing with penguins
PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ"
- Me

"IN LIVING TECHNICOLOUR
*jazz hands*"
"THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN LIVELY BLACK AND WHITE
*tapdancing penguin*"
- Me and Pent

"Can't handle us getting older?"
"That i can handle. What i can't handle is ME getting older!"
"But daddy, you've been old as long as i've known you!"
- Sharon and Robert Hawkins, Static Shock

"....that is fucking awesome
or should i saw shaq-fuing awesome"
- Me

*gets sniffed*
*guy leaves*
"i get that all the time."
- Shaquille O'Neil

"oh, you talked to that other guy? LOL HERE LET ME POUR THIS PILE OF EXP ON YOU LIKE SYRUP ON ICE CREAM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
- Me, on Exp Gain in La Tale

"as it is i think i FINALLY learned the name of my current staff
somehow i didn't think it was really W@#@!$@$#%#W$^$&%?>?>"PP?:
P"
- Me, on the amount of Garbled Text in La Tale

[Nichi]

"We should start our own online RPG
It's full of pointless fanservice, and it'd be called...
ZOMG TITS: This is an MMORPG"
- Me, to Kari, on MMORPGs

"...what the garbage is this shit?"
- Phelous

"It doesn't want the D"
- Me

Also,

...because the majority of them have mashed potatoes where their brains would normally lie.

[Chocofreak13]

"You filled my head with Horse Poop and Atheism! And here I thought I was unteachable."
- Bart Simpson, to Superintendent Chalmers, The Simpsons

"School...failed me? Does school have to go to Summer Jimbo?"
- Jimbo, The Simpsons

"This place is as beautiful as the side of a Coors beer can....just like my dad used to leave in the bathtub."
- Nelson, The Simpsons

"Bart, i have a question to ask you about something i saw in a magazine! Are you kids cyber bullying each other?"
"How could we be? We're all in the same room and none of us have computers."
*Nods*
"Marge, i parented!"
"Good job Homie! Now come get a brownie with ice cream!"
"Later, losers!"
- Homer, Jimbo, Marge, The Simpsons

"Your mother thinks it's kinda suspicious that you're all having a meeting in this treehouse."
"Well, dad, since you're taking an interest in us, i guess i could--"
"Maaarge, my ice cream is melting and i'm not finished my brownie!"
"Come get some more!"
"You guys gotta get a woman."
- Homer, Bart, Marge, The Simpsons

[Nichi]

"It's like saying "Oh, Alcatraz sounds like a nice place to stay""
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"Something's suspicious....are you dating this boy?"
"Right, i can't be around this boy because he's SOOOOOO delicious."
-Miss Cantwell and Mrs. Edna Flanders, in reference to Bart Simpson

[Nichi]

"DON'T SCARY"
- 2nd OP to Soul Eater

[Chocofreak13]

(i think you may be mishearing it, i hear "so scary" )

[Nichi]

That's not what the subtitles say, at least on the version I downloaded ^^;

[Chocofreak13]

according to the soul eater wiki, while the romaji is literally "DON'T SCARY", it translates to something akin to "so scary". example:

"I'm Falling Down Into My Shadow

Holding in my every breath as I await the Deadly Night

So Scary, but you can't give into this

Fear of pumpkin carriages 'cause all the witches see it in your eyes"

[Nichi]

Cool. Although, I vote for "DON'T SCARY" to become the new "YOU WA SHOCK" -w-;

"Hank Hill for governor"
- Me

[Bella]

"See, THAT'S what I want. I don't want a skilled doctor, I just want a doctor who is ethically-questionable and easily manipulated. Possibly bribable. I would literally be over the moon and headed out of the solar system if I ever found a doctor I could bribe."
-Me, talking to Stew about finding a "good" doctor

"Was your teacher Hitler?"
-Dude in class when he found out another dude had to write a 30-page research paper for his High School finals

"If I write a research paper on that subject,[which console is the most technologically-superior] I WILL BE MURDERED."
-Another dude in class

"It's freakin' Valve, man! Ain't gotta explain shit!"
-Me, in response to the question "Where the hell did Steam come from and how'd it get so popular?"

[Nichi]

I actually have an answer for that. Steam came out in 2003, and became massively popular with the release of Half-Life 2 a year later -w-

"If he's the Doctor, does that make me Rory?"
- Me