Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"But...it's a hat. What would possibly keep me from wearing it on my head?"
- Character from MapleStory: New Leaf Saga

"Gallifreyan Scotch: Makes you wibbly-wobbly, every timey-wimey"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"interviewer: but now do you realize how much your old stuff is selling for on ebay right now?
amy: it's a shame
ben: two hundred and fifty-five dollars
interviewer: isn't that amazing?
ben: I want to say right now, and I posted this on the message board, that's ridiculous
amy: we are not doing that
ben: download it
amy: yeah, download it
ben: download it - that's old stuff, you can't buy it, so you're not stealing anything from us, just download it
amy: honestly, just buy the album [Fallen] it's so much better now than we were when we were kids
ben: and for those of you selling it for that amount of money, it's a
amy: damn you!
ben: yeah, that's a freaking joke
interviewer: Ben, do you guys get pissed when you find out people are downloading your music?
ben: no
interviewer: not the old stuff, but I mean like anything like new that floats around?
amy: we want people to hear our music however they can and since the CD is right now - it's not out - you know to go online and to download it and to hear it and see if they want to buy the album that's totally great - I encourage that but you know we hope they'll like it enough to go buy the album when it comes out
ben: we have faith in the people who, if they really like our music
amy: they'll want to support us
ben: they're going to be cool enough to want to support us and realize that if they don't, then the record label gets our first born child"

Ben Moody, Amy Lee, and Interviewer, DC101 Radio, Feb. 24th, 2003

[Nichi]

"It is the hurrying time!"
- Fawful (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)

"Make friends with my vagina"
- Tea Gardner (Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series)

"It's hard to order unconscious people to do what you want"
- Linkara

[Chocofreak13]

"Yeah that's right, put on that pretty, pretty lipstick Tammy, cause you can kiss your ass goodbye with it."
"Yeah! Unless you lived inside of mom, you can't mess with Tina! We're Belchers, from the womb to the tomb!"
-Louise and Gene, Bob's Burgers

"Blackmail!? No one blackmails our sister but US!"
"Yeah, messing with Tina is a privilege, NOT a right!"
-Gene and Louise, Bob's Burgers

"AAAHH!! BATHROOM CLOWNS!!"
- Pesto Twins, regarding Tina and Tammy,  Bob's Burgers

[Bella]

Bella: (11:27:20 PM) Bye rocket!
Bella: (11:27:32 PM) Don't die of moon dust inhalation!
Stew: (11:27:42 PM) Cave Johnson here

(In case i haven't mentioned it before i think the take-away message of Portal 2 was don't sniff moon rocks.

And use caution when assimilating with robot bodies.)

[Nichi]

LOL Nice

"He wants her beautiful soul so his weapon can get stronger"
- Me

"Ooh, I feel a rumbling in my lower areas!"
"You better be talking about your stomach"
- Eskalade the Dragon and Penti-chan (MapleStory)

[Chocofreak13]

"WAIT
TIME TO CONSUME"
-Me

"*GLUG GLUG*
MMM, MAPLE SYRUP
[/k'nuckles]"
-Me

"HITLERSTASH"
-Me

"I wish I was that badass
-w-"
"....you want to flail around on top of a mesa in the middle of nowhere?"
"Indeed
A *black* mesa
</half-life>"
-Pent and Me

"so his psyche's hitting on him
SELFSEX LOLWUT"
-Me

"HE IS BOTH A MAN AND A WOMAN?
HE CAN WITH HIMSELF?"
-Me

"one lonely whoopie pie
if you catch my drift"
-Me

"wtf is with all the chibi people in this show
IS OOMPA LOOMPA A RACE IN THIS SHOW"
-Me

"OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO
I'VE GOT A NICE BIG PILE OF FUCK YOU"
-Me

"goddammit blackstar
i know you care
BUT THERE'S A LIMIT TO CARING"
-Me

"YOUR DOODY?
ANGELA IS DOODY?
SO CUUUUTE
THE CUTEST LITTLE TURD YOU EVER DID SEE"
-Me

"GOOD GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE PRETTIO
IS THIS A BUST-A-MOVE REFERENCE"
-Me

"MOVIES ARE DIFFERENT, DON! THEY GIVE AWARDS FOR MOVIES!"
"...they give awards for porn, too."
- Movie Trailer

"....is that a sword cannon"
-Me

"WE MUST NOT GIVE INTO THE NASTY"
-Pent

"did i just see a guy watching porno and eating chicken"
-Me

"Cork*****
Oh wait; we're on MapleStory, not Phantasy Star Online V1
Whi**** *e"
-Pent

"more proof that the english suuuucks. xD"
-Me

"FUN FACT: You cannot actuall say "Whisper me" in MapleStory. The censor detects the last few letters of "Whisper" and the first of "Me" to say "sperm", and it censors it
Some shorthand Whisper to "Whisp"
To avoid awkward censorship -w-;"
-Pent

"the english doesn't censor "ass"
so what DID it censor
"fuck"?"
"They censored "Semprini"
</monty_python>"
-Me and Pent

"HUMBUG!
[/bleep]"
-Me

[Nichi]

"He can solo woohoo"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"SEDUCTIVE BANJO
SOUNDS LIKE A SCREEN NAME"
"Sounds like a really bad Banjo-Kazooie hentai"

-Me and Pent

[Nichi]

"You smoked the blue pot; now the demon bugs are coming out"
- Paul (Continue?)

"Hoot! Press the A button to scroll through text! HOOT!"
- Someone impersonating the owl from Zelda

"DISCLAIMER: Do not put a bomb into a chest in real life"
- Someone, on Zelda

"Mind if I breath some burning tobacco into my lungs?"
- One of my coworkers

[Nichi]

"If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents"
- Animaniacs

[Bella]

JN MD: (1:28:41 AM) I'm a mad genius of fan art
candace: (1:28:47 AM) yes Nathan
JN MD: (1:28:48 AM) CAVE JOHNSON HERE
candace: (1:28:51 AM) : P
JN MD: (1:28:55 AM) WHO WANTS TO MAKE SOME FAN ART?
candace: (1:29:14 AM) I DO, MISTER JOHNSON!
JN MD: (1:29:35 AM) That's Candace.  Don't get too eager boys, she's married.
JN MD: (1:29:36 AM) To me.
JN MD: (1:29:43 AM) And I will cut ANY of you bitches
JN MD: (1:29:51 AM) That starts mackin' on her.

[Chocofreak13]

that is many levels of adorable. >w<

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and now i can't help but wonder if nathan calls his ____ cave johnson. xDDD

EDIT: "Wait a minute... Am I married now?"

Sweet Mother of Science, what did you just get yourself into?"

- Exactly the Words that Will Be Spoken at Stew and Bells' Wedding

[Bella]

Isn't it? >//3//<

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OH GOD NOW YOU HAVE ME THINKING OF HOW INNUENDO-Y CAVE JOHNSON SOUNDS ... DAMMIT VALVE!

EDIT: "Wait a minute... Am I married now?"

Sweet Mother of Science, what did you just get yourself into?"

- Exactly the Words that Will Be Spoken at Stew and Bells' Wedding

That sounds about right. XD;;

[Chocofreak13]

you can thank this one fanfic writer and Invader Zim. -w-
my work here is done~
*flies away*