Forum Game: Context Quote

[Bella]

"Fifty shades of green and tan. That needs to be our story!"

"I'm grasping at you from beyond the grave."

"Like a washboard with some sponges on it."

[Chocofreak13]

(at the last cosplay event they actually invented the trope #50 Shades of Green)

[Nichi]

"I think the more important thing is that magical flapping piece of wood"

[stewartsage]

"we'll be popped and locked to death if we don't hurry"
-My brother

[LeaflameSD]

"Popped a molly, I'm sweatin'... WHOO!"
All Gold Everythang by Trinidad James

[Chocofreak13]

(@stew: i read that as popped and licked at first)

[Nichi]

"SNOWMAN BALLS"
- Me

[Bella]

"Is that like furries for trains?"

[Bella]

"It will be like visiting Mongolia. Think of it: the exotic customs and food, strange languages, staying in the wilderness without electricity and living in tents!"
-Me on visiting the Upper Peninsula

[Nichi]

"They should have Madoka team up with Hulk Hogan"

EDIT:
"I'm not weird; I'm purple"
- Bro-in-law

"WHEN YOU DOUBTFUL MAN, THROW STEAK AT IT"
- Wusiji Dr.

"[My old diary] contained such memorable entries as "Today was a good day. My brother got sick""
- John Green

"...well, it looks like Jersey Shore in space"
- Stewart Ashens

"If that doesn't mean blah-blah-blah, I don't know what does"
- PeanutButterGamer

[Bella]

"Ideally, I'd be able to be the class Mysterious Quiet Person Who Nobody Really Knows.

What I'm saying is, I wanna be an anime transfer student."
-Me

"Then you need to become creepily obsessed with a normal, well adjusted girl who turns out to be a magical girl that then gets you to become a magical girl except through a complex series of events you end up repeating the first semester until she ascends to godhood"
-Stew

[Chocofreak13]

Requirements for Being an Anime Transfer Student

- Seifuku Slightly Too Big
- Able to make Junk Food look like the Most Gourmet Food in the World
- Voice like a Thousand Kittens
- Clumsy or Hyperactive (NOT both)
- Natural Hair Colour something Crayola-Inspired

[Bella]

Well I do have the urge to dye my hair dark purple or blue-black...

"Lady Gaga is SAGE. That's the dark secret of the OS-tan universe."

"Florida is the Lady Gaga of states, if you think about it."

"Are we talking about blowing loads? Or measuring radiation? Or both?"

"There is a cold austere beauty to industrial art. Just like you!"

[Nichi]

"I say to you that it is better never than late"
- Fawful (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)

"Show her your mushroom"
- Me, to Kari

"I think mine's cracked too. C-critical hit to the nads..."
- Random student (Persona 4)

[Bella]

"You can go down to the hardware store and buy a pound of DEC lesbians for a dollar"
-Stew

"MAKE CONTRACT
BECOME TYPEWRITER"
-Pent