Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

blue hair IS an awesome perk -w-

[Nichi]

Indeed. I'd love a blue wig >w>;

"Your thingy goes through my head, right?"
- Scott Pilgrim, to Ramona

"Hey kids! Now you can play along with Sex Bob-Omb at home! It's easy, because they're kind of crappy!"
- Narration box

"Now you can blow stuff up! What a lucky guy!"
- Description of bombs (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

[Chocofreak13]

"Why do you want to make ramen, anyway?"
"Oh, didn't i tell you? Your wife, she's going to be mine."
- Mr. Choi and Chisu, Flower Boy Ramyun Shop

"my doctor told me that i'm into you. don't touch other poop from now on."
- Chisu, to Eunbi


OH KOREA, YOU SO SCANDALOUS

EDIT: "It's my policy to never turn down a challenge. Cuz' I'm a Man!"

[Nichi]

"The internet is a strange place. Don't surf alone"

"Age: Unknown
Everything Unknown
FUN FACT: Unknown"
- Description of Ramona Flowers

"Duck Dynasty is Evangelion for rednecks"
- Stew

"I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!"
- Wallace Wells

"We advertize in bathrooms because we know you love to pee"
- A sign

"[Combustible infants seem] like what you'd use to burn down the house of people who tell you that you need children >:3"
- Me, to Bella

"Winners don't use drugs, except for Claritin this time of year"
- Bryan Lee O'Malley

"Quit waiving your sword around! She doesn't want to see that"
"But what if she does want to see it?"
- Bro-in-law and our friend Evan

[Bella]

"This is like fuckin' shipper christmas god damn."

"THIS IS SHIPMAS. THIS IS SHIPMAS IN JULY. "
-Me on finding out that the Bubbline and ChellDOS ships are pretty much canon or at least heavily subtexted as such.

[NejinOniwa]

When else would Shipmas be? The waters freeze in winter, Bellsbro.

[Bella]

Thank you for my first laugh of the afternoon, Nej. :3

[Nichi]

- Adult Swim

"I'm sad that I'm about to die, but I'm not sad that you're about to die. I just want you to know that"
- Kim Pine, to Scott

"I need air; the stupidity in here is making me feel faint"
- Kim

"Well, I still need to breath some air, so we'll speak to you gentlemen some other time"
- Kim

[Simonorged]

I'm molesting Surface tablets at Staples. :>

[Nichi]

"My fucking salt talks to me"

"I had an argument with a window"
- Ace (Doctor Who)

[Simonorged]

Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

[Bella]

"WHAT SORT OF LOVING GOD COULD KILL A VW BEETLE?!"
-Me

[Nichi]

"Why do you need a urine sample?"
"It's just to see how badly you want life insurance"

[Bella]

"Is that a stack of books?"
"NO, THAT'S VIC-20-TAN!"
-Stew on being vision-impaired enough to mistake a drawing of VIC-20-tan for a stack of books.

[Nichi]

"I should make a company named Made in China, which is based in Canada; just to confuse people"
- A GameFAQs user

"...did Donkey Kong just transform into a boombox?"
- Me

"Yoshi's a hammer wearing a football helmet. I could die happy now"
- A guy on YouTube, messing around with broken SNES games

"Directed by Michael Bay, Donkformers quest for the Donkspark"
- Someone on Tumblr, about DK turning into a boombox