Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"Our cows are vegetarian, so you don't have to be"

[LeaflameSD]

"ARE YA REDEH FO' A MIRACLE"
Evan Almighty, the film that just ended on TV right now. This song is so black.

[NejinOniwa]

"Quit it with the blatant foreshadowing!"
Even the fourth wall yields for the will of SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT

[Nichi]

This felt more relevant to Context Quote, so I post it here

[Chocofreak13]

WHERE IS THE CANADIAN PRIDE, PEOPLE
WHEREEEEEEEE

(IT WAS JUST CANADA DAY FOR GOD'S SAKE)

[Nichi]

I saw some on Tumblr, at least :3

"it's like they took a soap opera and turned it into a goddamn musical"
- Kari

"If you mixed WORKING!! with Kitchen Nightmares, you'd have my job in a nutshell"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"You know, carrying a concealed weapon is a felony."
"I don't, i leave it here so the appliances can defend themselves."
-Finn and Lady Suspect, SVU

"I'm fine....i'm tired...and i might be a pimp."
"You're gonna need a bigger hat."
-Bob and Louise, Bob's Burger's

EDIT: "C'mon boys, you're the peanut butter! Girls, you're the jelly! LET'S MAKE SOME SAMMICHES!!"
-Gene, Bob's Burgers

"Bob! You invited transvestite prostitutes to your daughter's birthday party!"
"No! ....Maybe!"
-Linda and Bob, Bob's Burgers

"When it's time for you to blossom into a woman, you can't let anything stop you. Not a party, not a boy, and not a town full of doctors who refuse to remove your penis!"
-Glitter, Bob's Burgers

"Thanks dad! You're the best pimp i'll ever have!"
"...Thanks tina, i've uh, been waiting to hear that all my life."
-Tina and Bob, Bob's Burgers

"Pullin' down the pants of the nii-iii-ight....don't laugh, it's not right, to make fun of the night!"
-Music number, Bob's Burgers

[stewartsage]

Candace cross all genders, ages, and nationalities... you're the UN of love!
-Me

[Nichi]

"I need a shirt that reads 'These aren't breasts. Sorry to disappoint you'"

[Chocofreak13]

"appearantly the japanese expect to be assaulted while on vacation"
-me, in the other conversation i'm having

"ABRIDGED VERSION FROM MEMEBASE: "I love Jesis. No homo"
-Pent

"I wish they made vibrators for cats"
- My sister"
-Pent

EDIT: "YES, I GAVE NEWTON THE FINGER JUST LIKE CLOUD'S HAIR"
-me

[Nichi]

"The best weapon to have in a war is psychic cows"
- Me, to one of my coworkers

"It can feel like they're sticking razor blades in your heart, or maybe they actually are sticking razor blades in your heart"
- Scott Pilgrim

"Boy, I sure do have a lot of balls"
- Linkara

"I have two sets of balls"
- Linkara, again

[Chocofreak13]

":\
fuck x-play then"
"X-Play is dead : D"
"fuck them up the ass with a rusty pipe
YAAAY"

-Me and Pent

"This trap may be the end of me"
-Pent, quoting Death the Kid

"love the way patty motivates -w-
reminds me of me -w-"
-Me, in reference to Patty's use of Mean Look

"oh shit, maka's drunk"
"Indeed"
-Me and Pent

"It's black; it's so pretty"
-Maka

"crona looks so adorable when he's annoyed"
-me

"love the creepy lupin face"
-me, in reference to Maka

"NOM NOM CRONA"
"OMNOMNOM"
"TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRY"
"ALSO TASTES LIKE PURPLE"
"PURPLE IS BEST FLAVOUR"
"INDEED"

-Me and Pent

"i had a premonition when i was sane"
-Maka

"*soulhug*"
"Yay! Soulhug!"
-Me and Pent

"wandering the infinite space
YOU CAN CONTACT ANYONE HERE
THROUGH THEIR SOOOOOUL"
"I'm the best at SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE~"
-Me and Pent

"dry strawberry?"
"xD"
-Me and Pent

"he was MY food slave."
-Blair

"it's important for a lady to be limber and flexible."
-Blair

"OH SHIT, JAZZ TIME"
"SMOOTH JAZZ WILL BE DEPLOYED"
"WEST SIDE STORY ALL UP IN THIS BITCH"
-Me and Pent

"UNDERBOOB"
-Pent

"poor fishmonger"
"Indeed"
"though the mouse girl is kinda cute
as is cat"
"Indeed -w-"

-Me and Pent

"didn't you die or something?"
-Blair, to Fishmonger

"you're gonna love on demand
when you come here, if you get tv
just like you're gonna love my nuts"
"xD
Didn't think you had those >w>;;"
"you kidding
i have a container of chopped nuts for cookies around here somewhere"

-Me and Pent

"COMCAST IS SUPERIOUR"
"Although Dish > ComParaZittoAT&Tjammer Cable (TM)"
"wait, dish is superiour to russian wiretaps?"

-Me and Pent

"i read your fake title as something russian
which made me go to COMMIES BUGGING OUR PHONES"
-Me

"FATHERLY PRIDE
DOES MAKA HAVE A BROTHER NOW"
"IDK LOL"
-Me and Pent

"ANTI SEA-BEAR CIRCLE"
-Me

"drooly sun
xD"
-Me

"CREEPY SHADOW IS CREEPY"
"shadow crona is more sane than regular crona"
-Me

"i want to hug crona ;^;
HUG HIM SO LOOOOONG ;^;
CRONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LITTLE BABY CRONA NOOOOOO
*HUGS HIM PROFUSELY*"
-Me

"AW FUCK YEAH LITTLE KID MAKA"
"YOUNG MAKA
>w<"
-Me and Pent

"YOU HAVE COOTIES
GO AWAY
YOU'LL LET THE SEA BEARS IN"
-Me

"IMPORTANT TO KEEP DRESS DUST-FREE"
"INDEED"
-Me and Pent

"OH SHIT CRONA'S BROKEN
love their metaphors for the human psyche"
"CRYPTIC METAPHOR!"
"GOOD JOB MAKA, YOU BROKE IT"
"Nice job breaking it, hero"
"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"
-Me and Pent

"*flump*
CRONA GETS THE GIRL
HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT"
-Me

"CRONA AND MAKA
SITTIN' IN A TREE
H-U-G-G-I-N-G"
-Me

"REAPER CHOP"
"*bonk*"
"BOOK PROXY"
-Me and Pent

"What I want to see: Crona Trigger"
-Pent

"I FOUND A KID X CRONA DOUJIN >:3"
"Nice"
"MAKE THAT 2
MAKE THAT 4"
-Me and Pent

""Symmetry is perfection"
- The Kid, during the next episode preview
I'd laugh if there are 8 of them
Kid did once say 8 is best number"
"8 IS BEST NUMBER
WHICH ISN'T TRUE IN THE CASE OF FINAL FANTASY"
"...or Windows"
"true, it's true for windows too
I PREFER WINDOWS TWO"
"WOO
Windows 2.0 4 LIFE"
-Me and Pent

"xDDDDDD
I JUST FOUND A SECOND HANAFUDA PUN IN THE NARUTO TITLES
AND I JUST REALIZED THAT ONE OF THE TEAMS IS A HANAFUDA PUN
A BEAUTIFUL HANAFUDA PUN"
-Me

"also, they really cement the hanafuda pun
in this series
because choji has a massive transformation which involves butterfly wings
and in the formation, he'd be the butterfly
ino-shika-cho
boar-deer-butterfly"
-Me

"why do they announce their attacks
in this show
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STEALTHY
WTF"
-Me

"toonami comes with inspirational messages?
I THINK SO ;v;"
-Me

"sasuke's an avenger?
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS PROPERTY OF MARVEL"
-Me

"I DIDN'T KNOW SAUSKE WAS A CAR"
-Pent

"So, Sasuke and Maka's dad are cars -w-;
Granted, my iBook G3 is a car"
-Pent

"SAKURA
SAVES THE DAY WITH A HUG"
-Me

"don't worry sasuke, the twitching will go away once you get used to the medication"
-me

[NejinOniwa]

Sgt Kuraii (10:27): THAT SONG
IS SO BEAST
NejinOniwa (10:27): DAT SONG.
Sgt Kuraii (10:27): OMG
I LOVE YOU
I MISSED THAT SONG
NejinOniwa (10:28): YOUR APPRECIATION HAS BEEN NOTED
NO HOMO
Sgt Kuraii (10:28): NO HOMO CONFIRMED

WE LUNATIC MODE NOW

[Chocofreak13]

but but....mashtur would make excellent yaoi. ;^;

[NejinOniwa]

Pls no. I mast spred mai geens.