Forum Game: Context Quote

[Bella]

@Pent: Ceiling snake? Must be Australia.

Me: (5:18:18 PM) "HILLBILLY LESBIANS" IS THE BEST REALITY SHOW IDEA EVER
Me: (5:18:41 PM) "You're going to be free this summer, you should make it happen!"
Me: (5:19:05 PM) DID DAD JUST SUGGEST THAT I SHOULD BECOME A REALITY SHOW PRODUCER, A HILLBILLY, A LESBIAN, OR SOME COMBINATION OF THOSE?

Nathan: (6:42 PM) EITHER OR
Nathan: (6:42 PM) MAKE IT HAPPEN

Nathan: (6:56 PM) Hold me hillbilly lesbian

[Nichi]

I'd watch that ^^;;

[Chocofreak13]

"hold me hillbilly lesbian"

best soap opera line ever

i'd be the other half of the duo if you want~

EDIT: "KICK HIM IN THE ASS, PAPA"
"DAS VIDANYA, SON OF BITCH"
"When huge Russian Women are running around at full speed, you know something bad's going down."
"Maybe we call "time out" on the fight.....I think that guy's dead..."
"KICK HIM IN THE HEAD"
"Finally, a Wedding Video Worth Watching!"
"I JUST WANT THIS SHIRT, YOU SON OF BITCH!"

-World's Dumbest, on a fight between the two families at a Russian Wedding Reception

EDITEDIT:  "if i could take a punch like that, i might have been able to think of a name besides george for all my sons. that girl's all skull and no brains...she's like joe fraiser with lipstick. xD"
-George Forman, on Luanne, King of the Hill

[Nichi]

"...as he goes onto the other side, meets up with his wife, and they start making ghost babies"
- PeanutButterGamer

"Phonebooks of porn"
- SleepyD

[SoldierSpence]

"It's...night?  Damn you, bunny leach!  What do you mean I overslept?!  It's night you idiot!  You're supposed to be asleep now!"
"What possible point is there to a ghost that isn't awake at night?"
"Ghost!? *Scream*"

From Ragna's Gag Reel of Continuum Shift Extend.  The poor Grim Reaper screamed like a little girl.

Red= Ragna
Purple= Rachel

[Chocofreak13]

"Why do you want me to have a false tooth so badly!?"
-Lady Yukana, Nichibros

[NejinOniwa]

"My allies attack me, and my enemies come to my rescue. Why is the world so complicated?"
-Unit 42, ch2 Black Black Red

[SoldierSpence]

"Contra 3 is a 16-bit gamer's wet dream.  But it will KICK.  YOUR.  A**.  HARD.  I'm not joking when I say this- this one of the hardest games I've ever played."

Somecallmejohnny's early review of Contra 1-4.

[Nichi]

"Their parents are burglar gods"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

Rodeo Clown, Tearful: "Here's your Ass Pad, Son!"
-King of the Hill

[Alex S]

"And by the way, while we are on the subject, Here comes a candle to light you to bed, here comes a chopper to chop off your head."
-Member of the Thought Police, 1984

[Nichi]

"Coffee grows on trees!"
- DeliciousCinnamon

[SoldierSpence]

"The only other person I hate more is Micheal f**king Bolton!  Speak of the devil..."
-Pcull from his LP of Diddy Kong Racing.

[Bella]

"Your dad in South Asia. It's what state department nightmares are made of."
-Stew

"FLCL is like if Hayao Miyazaki and Thomas Pynchon had an anime baby, and Quentin Tarantino was its creepy uncle."

"Strike Witches is Touhou meets World War II"

"Ergo Proxy is Serial Experiments Lain meets Fallout meets Neon Genesis Evangelion minus the Giant Mecha and plus the painful amounts of UST and Tsundere."
-From the TVTropes page on X meets Y: Anime

[Alex S]

"In their lifetime, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch."

-Fact Sphere, Portal 2