Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

since there was a thread like this in a place that pentium used to frequent, and i figured we'd all have something to contribute, IT BEGINS!

basically, do as the title says. post awkward quotes out of context. you can include an explanation or the origin of the quote if you like, but it's not required.

here's a demonstration to get us started:

[11:50:07 PM] chocofreak887: [11:46 PM] PentiumMMX:

<<< I got lucky
[11:50:11 PM] chocofreak887: GOOD FOR YOU, BOY

[11:29:55 PM] PentiumMMX: These are the voyages of the starship Shag-Wagon


[11:20:02 PM] PentiumMMX: I want some Fu King chicken

[6/21/2011 8:30:28 PM] chocofreak887: "GET AWAY WITH MURDER"

[6/21/2011 9:00:37 PM] chocofreak887: "IT'S RAININ SIDEWAYS!!"

[6/21/2011 11:02:28 PM] PentiumMMX: Or "Rosy Palms"...if you know what I mean LOL

[6/22/2011 4:53:34 PM] PentiumMMX: Duh, winning!

[6/22/2011 5:01:18 PM] chocofreak887: i almost had the minifridge
[6/22/2011 5:01:21 PM] chocofreak887: but my parents said no
[6/22/2011 5:01:23 PM] chocofreak887: :\

[6/22/2011 5:03:35 PM] PentiumMMX: LOL. But it tastes so good...

[6/22/2011 5:11:32 PM] PentiumMMX: My cat is now chewing me out

[6/22/2011 5:38:47 PM] Rodney Grimes: My spider senses are tingling...

NejinOniwa: "I am depressed now. LET'S KILL SOME STUFF!!"

[6/22/2011 9:27:45 PM] Pentium: I still primarily use two fingers, but sometimes I can get my other fingers in on it to speed things up

Chocofreak13: "It just keeps on coming, y'know?"

[6/22/2011 10:06:43 PM] PentiumMMX: Yeah. Clap off! *clap-clap*

[6/22/2011 10:09:16 PM] chocofreak887: leading to the joke that asians are clapper activated xD

[6/22/2011 10:11:48 PM] chocofreak887: the magic touch, hah

[6/22/2011 10:55:43 PM] chocofreak887: and i was like DAMN IIIIIT

[6/22/2011 10:57:04 PM] PentiumMMX: Also, on the past lives thing, I think I was likely a woman in a past life

[6/22/2011 11:06:18 PM] PentiumMMX: I'm actually serious; I never knew Chinatown was a real place.

[6/23/2011 9:41:05 PM] PentiumMMX: Meta Knight was "Meat Knight"

[6/23/2011 9:41:43 PM] PentiumMMX: Sounds like a porn star LOL

[6/23/2011 9:47:53 PM] PentiumMMX: I remember a book my sister wrote when she was younger; according to it, the color of her eyes is "Bran"
[6/23/2011 9:48:01 PM] PentiumMMX: Rasin Bran!

[6/25/2011 9:30:29 PM] PentiumMMX: Seamore Butts?

[6/25/2011 9:30:50 PM] chocofreak887: Archibald Butt

[6/25/2011 9:35:55 PM] chocofreak887: then i read that she was a nazi sympathizer >:\

[6/25/2011 10:23:04 PM] PentiumMMX: o_o?

[6/25/2011 11:52:51 PM] PentiumMMX: i herd u liek mudkipz

[6/25/2011 11:55:01 PM] chocofreak887: then i'll nickname it something perfect!
[6/25/2011 11:55:03 PM] chocofreak887: MUDKIP!
[6/25/2011 11:56:18 PM] chocofreak887: i love how they assume i have no idea what i'm doing
[6/25/2011 11:56:21 PM] chocofreak887: because i'm a girl

[6/25/2011 11:59:56 PM] chocofreak887: i just want balls

[6/26/2011 12:00:18 AM] chocofreak887: i love how the last comment of yesterday was
[6/26/2011 12:00:26 AM] chocofreak887: [Saturday, June 25, 2011 11:59 PM] chocofreak887:  i just want balls

[6/26/2011 12:15:14 AM] chocofreak887: aw sweet brendan just gave me his balls

[Nichi]

Me: What was he smoking?
Dad: A steam train

[Chocofreak13]

me and a friend were having a conversation about pokemon a couple years ago, when another friend walked in at the worst possible moment:

Chelsea: "But can't you make the ball if you have the right nut?"

[Nichi]

That reminds me of talking with my sister about our favorite karts in Mario Kart DS; which lead to this interesting quote:

"Yoshi's cucumber is amazing"

[Chocofreak13]

 Chocofreak887 12:20 am
    hot yaoi love?

[1:16:16 AM] chocofreak887: people probably think i stole it or i'm in the mafia or something

[Nichi]

From one of the greatest topics in the history of GameFAQs:

"The first hour my nads hurt cause of the control and buttons possitions"

[Chocofreak13]

[1:23:13 AM] PentiumMMX: 2000 is a bigger number than 7, so that means it's better, right?

[NejinOniwa]

Me, an hour or so ago: "No, you will not stab me in the mouth with a banana."

[Nichi]

Me, during a debate a few years back: "It's more fun to suck than squirt"

[Chocofreak13]

"You just handled your grandpa's banana."

"I don't think he likes to be held."

"Anything i write that's not a comic or for school is porn."

[Nichi]

From a conversation with Kriz the other day:

[7/4/2011 10:32:33 PM] PentiumMMX: If some wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff happens, causing you to meeting your alternate universe distaff counterpart tomorrow, than you know who to blame

[stewartsage]

starfleet_7: HE'S SORT OF LIKE A COOLER CZECH LAWRENCE WELK

[Chocofreak13]

me: "and, just so you know, i am now like jem, truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous."

"of course atomic bombs are silly!"

[Nichi]

Me: "He's annoying like a headcrab, except I don't have a crowbar to beat him off with"

[Chocofreak13]

pentium: "beat him off"

:3