Forum Game: Last post is the winner

[NejinOniwa]

ANYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD NOT ONLY LOSES AT THIS GAME, BUT ALSO FAILS AT LIFE

[Chocofreak13]

meaning you do as well. :\

[NejinOniwa]

RULE 61, DEAR MINION
RULE 61

[Chocofreak13]

I FORGET WHAT THAT MEANS

[NejinOniwa]

ALLOW ME TO REMIND YOU, MINION

[Chocofreak13]

I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

[NejinOniwa]

I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP, TOO, MINION
IT'S APPROXIMATELY A METER AWAY FROM WHERE I SLEEP
AND YOU FALL ASLEEP LONG BEFORE I DO
ARGUMENT NOT QUITE SO INVALID ANYMORE

[Chocofreak13]

ARE YOU SUGGESTING SOMETHING PERVERTED

[NejinOniwa]

I WAS MOSTLY THINKING OF THE ENTIRE HELPLESSNESS PART OF SLEEP
BUT OH FUCK IT, NO HOLDS BARRED, COME AT ME BRO!

[Acher13]

So I herd something perverted here happened think it is?

[NejinOniwa]

Sensors detect absolutely nothing of the kind. Move along, nothing to see here.

[zjhentohlauedy]

Well now that i almost lost i can be sure i'll win!

[NejinOniwa]

Not if I shoot you in the head with a STICK.

[Chocofreak13]

@nej: DOES NOT WANT

@everyone else: AH WIIN

[NejinOniwa]

I can understand not wanting to be shot in the head with a STICK. The caps tend to hurt.