Band Name Battle

[svx]

Read this while imaging the voice of a television announcer.  You know, like if FOX were announcing a new season of 24 or something?  Ehh, here goes...


He's a level-headed war hero/banjo musician with a chip on his shoulders and a thirst for vengeance, and he's coming to a town WHERE YOU ARE.  And he's coming for revenge!

Starring Mel Gibson as "The Pianist"; a movie so thrilling that you will hate it:
Banjo Duel Deluxe: The Game: The Movie: The Real Life Event

Your job is to create a band with a name so brutal that it forces him, The Pianist, to lose his nerve during the big event.  He'll have a banjo and he'll be wearing his old outfit from Thunderdome, so you'd better come up with something clever enough to thwart him!

(e.g.  ehh, come up with random comical names for bands that don't exist, but should)

I'll start:

Government-Owned Pokeball War Factory - a heavy metal band with an emphasis on being metal and lyrics heavily revolving around the theme of keeping the government away from Pokemon reservations.

[NejinOniwa]

CCCP - Cute Cuddly Carnivore Plushies. A band that mixes cutesy Akiba-pop like influences with screaming, black metal and the sound of flesh being torn from bones.

[Chocofreak13]

Lovecraft's Lovechild, a band that tracks down words from the Necronomicon and encorporates them into their black goth metal.

[svx]

Cornfield Apocalypse, a classical band with strong inspiration from Beethoven, but also a strong affinity for farming and keeping the zombies at bay

[Chocofreak13]

Dimple Plant, a band that sings songs so sickeningly sweet that everyone is too busy puking from the sound of it to realize that all their songs are about murder. :\



"I'm gonna love you till you burst, hug out all your organs and bake a sugar cake from your flesh~~ <3"

[Chocofreak13]

Bowser Revolution - An 8-bit tribute band with a firey punk-metal twist.

[Chocofreak13]

(one more try!)

Bark of the Dogwood; an Alternative-Folk-Metal band.

[Nichi]

I would totally listen to that band xD

Nightmare Fuel: A progressive metal band that draws inspiration for their songs from folklore and old horror stories

[Bella]

I've never seen this thread before now. >>;

You people have to market these things better. ._.;

Deep Pink: a lesbian riot grrrrl indie band.

[Chocofreak13]

Perfume: a Japanese Girl Pop---wait that band already exists.

Alpha Male Phail: a semi-outsider rock band.

[Nichi]

The Bleeping Computers: Electronic group who specializes in making their music using original IBM-PCs with custom-made software

[Chocofreak13]

Orangia - A Salsa band with fresh, zesty influences of pop.

[Nichi]

Unleaded Blimp -- A band that spoofs classic rock bands, much like Spinal Tap does for hair metal

[Chocofreak13]

Prince Vomit - a Japanese heavy rock band that loves sprinkling english(engrish) into their lyrics.

[Nichi]

The Scarabs: A Beatles cover band, whose members originate from Egypt