Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[NejinOniwa]

Rebel and start recruiting people for my own faction ending all sentences with -ssu. GLORY TO THE HARU-NATALLIANCE!!!





Okay, civil war, whose side are you on? (I'm with Haruhi-sama ^_^)

[Gummster]

You don't even have to ask, Haruhi of course.

What would you do if Jesus would show up in your backyard?

[NejinOniwa]

First laugh at his completely witless language, then tell him his story has been all screwed up - and THEN strap his arms behind his back and throw him out my window. HA!


What would you do if Shami suddenly appeared on your cupboard? HMM!?

[Gummster]

I'd ask him why he's on my cupboard! Then probably throw him out.

What would you do if you couldn't sleep but yet you needed it!

[Tsubashi]

Hmm, this isn't an unfamiliar situation for me. while vampires don't need much sleep, we still take some. But man, you would not believe some people blood-sugar levels! I think I was beyond Hyper for an entire week! Anyways, in such cases I lock myself in my room and calculate sphenic numbers until I can't think any more. it usually works ^__^

What would you do if a cute little kid wanted you to play with them, but after a while, when you get up to leave they start bawling and follow you until you play with them again?

[NejinOniwa]

Give them my evil stare. Then leave without further words. And PUT ON SOME HEAVY MUSIC IN MY EARS to get rid of those damn chatterers.




What'dya do if Taniguchi suddenly started stalking you?

[Gummster]

I'd hit him very very hard.

What would you do if Taniguchi wouldn't stop talking to ya'?

[NejinOniwa]

Use the three magic tools...
DUCT TAPE
PLASTIC PADDING
and CTRL+ALT+DELETE.
INSTANT win.



What'dya do if...hmmm...TSURUYA started stalking you, then?

[Gummster]

I'd be very happy. It'd be quite the pleasure knowing that Tsuruya would be stalking me.

What would you do if Yuki were stalking YOU!

[NejinOniwa]

Heehe, good one...

...
Wait, she actually can do that!? o_o



Okay, for the finale (?) of the Haruhi-chara-stalking-you questions...

WHAT WOULD YE DO IF MIKURU STARTED STALKING YOU AROUND (while tripping over herself, making scared noises and being her general uber-moe self)!? EH!?

[Gummster]

I'd help her up, ask her to join me for tea and kindly ask why she's stalking me.
As I've said before MOE-ness is ineffective on me!

What would you do if the devil would offer you superpowers instead of your soul?

[Tsubashi]

It would depend on what philosophy the offerer held. Many people are of the opinion that vampires have no soul (some of these people also hold that taking a picture steals part of your soul, which is why vampires don't show up on film). If the offerer believed this I would probably be able to get away with any superpower for free! Otherwise, I'd have to stick with my normal abilities ^__^

What would you do if someone offered you Bill Gates' soul?

[Exa]

Refuse it, I don't need it.

What you do if you would change soul with you friend/girlfriend?

[NejinOniwa]

What, like, trading bodies?
o_o
That...WAY TOO SCARY. (I did, though, cosplay as my clone/not-as-evil-as-me twin/cousin once, and people had a really damn hard time telling the difference between us. That was extremely amusing.)


What'dya do if you possessed a self-replenishing amount of magical feathers?

[NekOSaka]

Sell them on ebay and use the money to start my own Otaku gear shop. Everything from comp parts to posters and figures.

What would you do if you found out that scientology was the correct answer, as in they were right?