Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Tsubashi]

Isn't that rather paradoxical? A "Wrong" name is one that differs from the "official". If, however, the "Official" name was the "Wrong" name, then the "Wrong" name was not wrong, thus redefining the "Official" name.
Okay, I'm confused now. ~_~

What would you do if after successfully creating an artificial intelligence (modeled after an OS-tan), the OS's respective owner confiscated all files on the grounds that you are infringing on their intelectual property

[CaptBrenden]

Id kill them, make a creepy skin suit out of them, and then live in a house of their bones, with my beloved 3.1sama that I got back.


What would you do if someone you know turned out to be a different sex then you thought they were?

[Tsubashi]

As in switched sex, or just hid their sex the entire time? I've had both happen, so it isn't as much of a surprise as it might have been. It'd probably take a day of "My, that's awfully weird!" and then I'd re-assosicate their new gender.

What would you do if instead of downloading a file, your browser read in negative Kbps and was actually uploading your critical files to the government?

[Bella]

I'd put on a tinfoil hat, and then hide under my bed.

What would you do if a hamburger ate you?

[Exa]

I'd realize that I'm in Soviet Russia! (Russian Reversal Rule: In the USA, you eat the hamburger, in Soviet Russia, the hamburger eats you!) After that, I'll use the rule in another way: In the USA, eaten people are dead, in Soviet Russia, dead people eat!

What would you do if the Russian Reversal Rule would apply to the whole world?

[zjhentohlauedy]

I'd go to Soviet Russia, where the russian reversal rule is reversed by the russian reversal rule!!

what would you do if a pack of rabid dogs were chasing you and you were only carrying a pack of gum?

[NekOSaka]

I'd rest easy knowing that I would die with minty fresh breath.

What would you do if tiny hamsters kept following you around but hid whenever anyone else but you would see them?

[Bella]

I'd check to see if I was on any medication that made me hallucinate! If not, then I'd lead them into a really big wheel and they'd be trapped.

What would you do if showed up to a party wearing only your pajamas, I you didn't know why?

[Gummster]

I'd go out of the party, go home and then change into real clothes.

What would you do if you could only where pyjamas?

[Tsubashi]

I'd probably lose a lot of clients. PJ's don't look very professional.
Besides which, I only sleep when injured, so why wear PJs?

What would you do if "Life" was an OS, and the super user just exited the GUI?

[Kami-Tux]

save my status and make sure I am started at the next bootup. until shutdown, live happpily as ASCII-art Tux.

What would you do if you could make a wish which will come true at the end of your life?

[Tsubashi]

Make the wish, of course! I'd probably wish for a peaceful death because it takes vampires an incredibly long time (In standard human years) to die naturally, and in case you haven't noticed, human keep thinking up all sorts of barbaric ways to kill us (A stake through the heart? That'd kill anyone!)

What would you do if an EMP was detonated near your house?

[Kami-Tux]

die. I was on that computer. Hopefully people mirrored me :p

What would you do if from one day to the other all media companies went bankrupt?

[Gummster]

Nothing, life continues, and there's nothing you can do about that.

What would you do if life stops to continue?

[Bella]

Stop living.

What would you do if your computer crashed...right...now!