Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Chocofreak13]

use it as a table.

wwydi you managed to cram the average american household's worth of stuff into a tokyo studio apartment?

[Nichi]

Amaze my friends with my mastery of Tetris, as I was able to nicely stack everything up to save space

WWYDI you had your own Digimon?

[Chocofreak13]

go on amazing adventures and fight evil and cause massive property damage.
also expose said digimon to friends so they can get their own. because that's how it works, right?

wwydi your legs were replaced with AMAZING ROBOT LEGS??

[Nichi]

Figure out if my robot legs allow me to run really fast, and if so, save money on gas by running to work

WWYDI you were at an airport at 3AM, your flight was delayed until much later, and you couldn't sleep?

[Chocofreak13]

be so fucking thankful for iphone games. Giant Boulder of Death? Giant Boulder of Death. -w-

wwydi you were banished to eating sawdust Johnnycakes for a year?

[Nichi]

Break free and eat cardboard pizzas from Domino's. Hey; it's an improvement

WWYDI you had a pet alligator?

[Chocofreak13]

train it to eat people i didn't like. it'd be even better if i had a Hyena, but hey, Alligators are cool too. -w-

wwydi a flock of creepy-ass crows followed you wherever you went for some reason, giving you a menacing glare?

[Nichi]

Dress like a scarecrow to keep them at bay

WWYDI you found a secret cave in a local toy store containing vintage Sailor Moon dolls, but the shopkeeper only allowed you to take one item for free?

[Chocofreak13]

DEMAND TO KNOW HOW MANY DOLLARS HE WANTS FOR THE REST
(and take the sailor neptune doll first -w- )

wwydi EVERYTHING IS MADE OF PUMICE STONE

[Nichi]

Rub things against me to flake off the dead skin -w-;

WWYDI you died on top of a giant breast?

[Chocofreak13]

wonder if i was going to boobie heaven, and if so be sorta sad about that.

wwydi you were onboard THE GREAT SPAAACE COASTER~

[Nichi]

Declare that I'm the best at SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE~

WWYDI Atlus and Warner Bros. came together to create a rival series to Kingdom Hearts?
(Teaming up with Yukari Takeba and Batman? Sold)

[Chocofreak13]

play the fuck out of that shit because i stopped at KH1 and the rest of the series annoys the crap out of me.

wwydi all the major game titles (pokemon, zelda, metroid, mario bros, sonic, crash, jak & daxter, ratchet & klank, donkey kong, etc etc) came together for the crossover of all crossovers?

[Nichi]

Hope I can create my own main character, so then I could pretend Joey's Adventures in Video Games actually got its own video game -w-

WWYDI a plushie Dalek appeared in your room?

[Chocofreak13]

INVESTIGATE!
INTERROGATE!
perhaps CUDDLE the little ball of HATE!

wwydi you gained all the powers of one of the flying monkeys from Oz?