Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[zjhentohlauedy]

look back and be surprised then dieeee D:


WWYDI i suddenly appeared behind you and hugged you

[Nichi]

I'd first freak out and may accidentally punch you. Then, I'd ask how you did that and if you could teach me how to do it

WWYDI your only hope to get away from the person you hate the most for at least a day was shot down at the last minute?

[zjhentohlauedy]

panda rage D:
then rip off his head and take it as a trophy


WWYDI you suddenly realize you're life has been a lie all along

[Chocofreak13]

i somewhat already knew that. and as such, i retreat into myself.


WWYDI you felt an urge to sound wise and poetic?

[Nichi]

I'd attempt to sound wise. After all, a wise man once said "A wise man once said that a snitch in time is worth two in the bush"...or something like that

WWYDI you woke up one day to find that Nejin had successfully taken over the world?

[NejinOniwa]

This question needs ITS OWN THREAD.

Keep going, though. -w-

[Chocofreak13]

"master, can i have a house with a library in the mountians? like vincent valentine's? ;^;"

WWYDI all your clothes were replaced with those of the opposite gender?

[Nichi]

As long as my scrubs stay unisex, I wouldn't care too much. I don't have a problem with wearing women's clothing, after all

WWYDI you had the power to transform into anyone at will?

[Chocofreak13]

if only i had a clone that could do that....*transforms into anime girl* well, i suppose this is cool. now where'd i put my espeon....

WWYDI you were making something, and without realizing it, it went horribly, horribly wrong?

[Nichi]

I'd try to work with it as it is and at least make it turn out decent
After all, a story I wrote last fall based on the adventures of my characters from MapleStory was originally intended to be a fairly lighthearted adventure with a few serious moments...but, because I needed an outlet for the angst brought on by that 2nd job, it turned into one of my darkest stories about midway through

WWYDI you met yourself from 10 years ago because of a rift in the space-time continuum?

[zjhentohlauedy]

Tell him to get a life >_>


WWYDI you were given the choice of saving your most loved person or saving the world D:

[Nichi]

I'd find a way to screw the rules and save both

WWYDI you where engaged in a epic bidding war over an item on eBay, when you accidentally place a bid $10 over what you currently have in your PayPal?

[Chocofreak13]

quickly try to transfer funds, and if that fails, find someone with more money than me in their paypal and ask them to outbid me (promising to pay them back).

WWYDI you heard a bone-chilling shriek from outside, and then discovered that one of your pets was missing....?

[svx]

I'd dash to the Zombie Attack Preparation Cabinet and begin suiting up. 12ga shotgun, .9mm pistol, US Border Patrol ball cap, black tuxedo w/ camouflage bow-tie... Then, I'd do a barrel roll out the front door and backflip off the porch, shoot two rounds from the .9mm at the first thing I see, and then turn around and shoot 5 rounds at the house... Throw the pistol into the nearest bush, hoping it hit something, and then prepare to wield the 12ga shotgun while screaming at the top of my lungs. While running and screaming, I'd shoot the shotgun wildly at the largest objects that cross my path, and then I'd wield it like a baseball bat to smash anything in front of me.

And then I'd begin looking for my cat... The search would begin by calling for her, and then by screaming for her, and then I'd shoot my shotgun into the air and rip my US Border Patrol hat off and stomp on it with clenched teeth. Also, I would drink a shot of vodka as I slowly turned to face my neighbor's house. At this point, I would begin crying, and shoot another round off... And then probably throw the gun into the bush.

That is the ritual for summoning cats.
IT'S REAL, I'LL WRITE A HOW-TO ABOUT HOW TO MAKE A ZOMBIE ATTACK PREPARATION CABINET LATER

And then my cat would come home?

WWYDI You observed your neighbor doing all this?

[Nichi]

I'd think to myself that he's gone off the deep end

WWYDI you saw somebody stumbling around what they claim to be the parking lot of an invisible 7-Eleven?