Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Nichi]

I'd likely be a zombie right now

WWYDI you where stuck with the task of driving around a relative of yours who is incredibly embarrassing?
(Singing songs he or she likes loudly and off-key, dancing for no reason in public, saying "dude" more than your average Prinny, etc.)

[Chocofreak13]

i have the feeling that's the situation my sister's in, and she takes it all in stride. :\

WWYDI your mother constantly treated you like a small child in public?

[Alex_Reetz]

Yay free shit!

WWYDI: you can change genders at will.

[Nichi]

I'd have a lot of fun with that; I could be a guy by day and a girl by night

WWYDI you had a run-in with your long-lost evil twin, who's trying to murder you and take your place?

[Chocofreak13]

kick in balls/boobs.

WWYDI you had a magical creature living in your closet?

[Alex_Reetz]

betta not eat mayh weed!

WWYDI: you found a dick in a shoe on a hot summer day and it was speaking Spanish to you while it gestured to obscene lengths to embarrass the hell out of you.

[Nichi]

I'd wonder what the hell was in my tea to cause me to see such a strange hallucination

WWYDI you saw someone in a Darth Vader costume walking around the local grocery store?

[Chocofreak13]

Ask him if the droids are getting cookie mix.

WWYDI  you were arrested by one of the cops from Super Troopers and a Stormtrooper?

[Alex_Reetz]

In police car

ME: "soooo.... how was you days?"

WWYDI: I slapped you.

[Chocofreak13]

"Are you challenging me to a duel, sir?"

WWYDI your sexy browser crashed and then slowed on reboot?

[Nichi]

I'd take that as a sign I should finally upgrade from Netscape 4

WWYDI you woke up in the middle of the night freezing, but there's no blankets nearby?

[Chocofreak13]

curl up and surround self with plushies.

WWYDI you woke up to the sound of explosions in the distance?

[Nichi]

I'd likely borrow my dad's van as I start driving in the opposite direction of the explosions really fast; with Asagi by my side, of course.

WWYDI you woke up to the smell of a fresh-brewed pot of coffee...only to find there was only enough made for one cup, and somebody is already drinking it?

[Alex_Reetz]

"well, my dick made coffee again"

WWYDI: you could punch people through the internet.

[Nichi]

I'd end up having a lot of fun with that; because there is some people on another site I go to that I'd like to knock some sense into...

WWYDI you discovered somebody made a 4koma series about the OSC?