Forum Games: What would you do if...?

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NejinOniwa

A series of bleeps and beeps disturb your drunken walking. A red eye-like lamp scans the area, and finally settles on you. "WHERE ARE YOU? THERE YOU ARE."
Cue turret gunfire.

Your drunken fist dodge skillz allow you to get into safety, but you guess the plug's been pulled. You flee in a random direction. You hear the cybran noises of artificial limbs pulled into order, and robotic brains coming online.
What happens next?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

svx

(Uhn...  Reminds me.  Artwork...  I made Portal-style decals for a motorcycle.  Not my motorcycle.  My motorcycle's lame.  I need a GSXR1300R-T.  The T stands for Turbo.  That's how I live.  Liev.  I should post the decals later, it's hilarious!)

I... oddly don't feel as though I'm in any danger yet.  Things are normal.  Too normal.  It's like every time I step into my garage so far.

I calmly duck off into an alcove, my first bottle of ABSOLUT VODKA empty.  I'll disrespect this "secret base -w-" by slamming the empty glass into a nearby wall, laughing hysterically as I do so. I hope a camera's not watching. I don't want trouble.

Uhn...  Cybran... noise...  Robotic brains?  Plain and simple, I recognize the noise.  Metroids.  I have to get the super bombs before I can blast open the next door.

I embark on that journey.  Drunk.  Staggering along, occasionally firing a round off from my Taurus .45 at a random direction.  I don't even care if I'm heading towards the Metroids.  They've got the rice, and I want the rice.  I liek rice.

What happens when... I... stumble upon the metroids?  Uhn...

NejinOniwa

They are not metroids. They are something far worse...
ROBOTIC. TENTACLE. MONSTERS.
A cluster of tentacles fly at you, groping you from every direction even as you attempt to escape. You see another scribble on the wall:
"THE CAEK IS A RIE
THE CAEK ARE ARR RICE"
You run straight through a brick wall and into an elevator. It starts going downward, away from the tentacle monster - but its little brother is inhabiting the roof of the elevator.

How do you defend yourself from this groping monstrosity of hentai doom?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

I'm the Dutch guy, whaddya think?! I'd raep THEM!

What would you do if you saw your empire fall because of 1, yes, 1 dutch guy?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Hmm...
RAEP.
And then rebuild. -w-


WWYDI you had a lying cake?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Eat the sucker...

What would you do if you couldn't speat anymore, but instead just meowed?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Become the Demonic Overlord OF ALL THE CATGIRLS IN THE WORLD. Z:3



WWYDI you transformed into a turtle everytime someone knocked you on your shoulder?

Added after 18 seconds:

(and no, armor doesn't work)
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Get myself a gun and tell EVERYONE i see that if i see a hand moving toward my shoulder, i'll kill them,...

What would you do if you were chased down a tunnel bu a runaway freight train?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Nichi

I'd teleport out of there using the power of random plot devices as Crazy Train plays in the background.

What would you do if you found yourself in Raccoon City?
(RE fans will know what I'm talking about)

NejinOniwa

Employ Plot Armor and a Galactic Colossus. Mow shit down. -w-



WWYDI trapped inside an exoskeleton - a PINK exoskeleton?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Remember that song by the rolling stones? I'd "Paint it Black"...

What would you do if your toes fell off?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

FRAM MED HAMMARN SPIKA FAST DEN LILLA TÃ...N :V



What would happen if the internet was THE GAME, and you lost it?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

I'd kill you for making me remember the game...

What would you do if trees started flying?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

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WWYDI the IRL graphics were converted to ASCII?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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