Forum Games: What would you do if...?

Started by Pitkin, December 27, 2005, 03:13:00 PM

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Smokey

Tough one...(i've seen that ending badly a couple of times)
Depending on how hot and seductive she is, i'd say screw it and bang her brains out...

What would you do if you were satisfying a lovely girl and her husbad came in, reaching for his gun?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

Prolly wonder why I'm such a lesbo in the first place?

WWYDI OH SHOOT THIS BELONGS IN THE HENTAI SECTION
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

KILL IT WITH FIRE.
And then eat it.
Crispy 'n tasty, ya know. -w-




WWYDI your mom's basement had a personal grudge against you?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

make it worse, tease it, harrass it... It's a basement...What's it gonna do?

What would you do if all your iStuff turned against you in a violent attemt to conquer the world?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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IanDanKilmaster

Brick 'em by overwriting the firmware...

WWYDI your cellphone's only ring settings were LOUD and kick-in-the-pants?

(by LOUD I mean so loud people throw stones at you)

The Choice of a New Generation.

Smokey

Stop using it.... (i have half a dozen cellphones so why not ^_^)

What wouold you do if the earth stopped? really, really abruptly?
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RandiNinja

Persuade Haruhi to make a new earth full of girl like Mikuru.....

What would you do if

Bill Gates come to your house and ask you to lend him your toilet...

Smokey

OH! HA! I'd be happy to let him use it (as we speak my bro-in-law is stinking up the place...;006

What would you do if you were stalked by MI5, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, KGB and the Mossad?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Tentaclerape their asses, tie them up and then strap them into the washing machine.



WWYDI loads of Fallen Eldar approached yo' ass?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Ask them how their mission went and tell them to take a break before i send them on a next mission...

What would you do if you received a one way ticket to the moon?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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RandiNinja

Bring my lovely girlfriend with me and live happily ever after like Adam and Eve....

What would you do if

You suddenly got your pheromone really active enough to attract all girl in your city.....

Smokey

Abuse the situation...  ;054

What would you do if one of those girls was your sister?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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RandiNinja

I don't have sister!
But if ido have a sister, i won't do anything. Incest is no good!

What would you do if

You time travel to the age where science and technology are not yet exist?

Smokey

Go into history as the greatest sorcerer ever to exist...I would be able to forsee the future and conjure up wonderful things... I could rule the world ;006 HAHAHAHA!!!! you would now all be living under the rule of one of my heirs... ;006

What would you do if your couyntry got assimilated by the brittanian empire to be just an area, say, 11?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

Become an orange.
Or a lemon, perhaps.


WWYDI your lemon was of the yaoi flavour?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS