Forum Games: What would you do if...?

Started by Pitkin, December 27, 2005, 03:13:00 PM

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Cockleshell

I already have them :]

what would you do if someone broke into your house and took only your garbage?
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

Laugh, thank him silently and then report him to the police...


What would you do if you woke up in the Smithsonian, surrounded by armed SWAT, next to the place where a priceless piece of art was?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

RandiNinja

Back to sleep!! ;117



What would you do if your Girlfriend/Boyfriend found you kissing with your other Girlfriend/Boyfriend....

Smokey

I'd say: "Oh, i didn't know we were still together..." and continue...
(sorry my relationship is a plainwreck at this moment)

What would you do if you saw your school/workplace explode while you're just entering the street...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Nichi

It depends...

If I hate the job: Celebratory Dance! *Does the Hare Hare Yukai in the streets as fellow nerds join in*

If I like the job: Think to myself "Time to go job hunting..." and turn around

What would you do if you where trapped in a burning building?

Cockleshell

I would freak out and try to blow the flames out.

lol.

what would you do if YOUR OS-TAN CAME OUT OF YOUR SCREEN YO
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

Get a couple of heart attacks and then offer them a drink...

What would you do if the Y2K bug would still happen, tomorrow?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

I would knock on its door, gently tell it it's Y2k9 already, you missed your appointment, you're fired, have a pleasant EXPRESS PAINTJOB, DICKHEAD *spray paint*



What would you do if you suddenly got Parkinson's disease, extreme mode?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

Die.

I'm gonna repeat the one I posted earlier
What would you do if YOUR OS-TAN CAME OUT OF YOUR SCREEN YO
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

1: Tie her up
2: Reinstall XP
3: ???
4: PROFIT!!!
5: Repeat steps 1-4 at least 10 times
6: HAREM END

Your ass (yes, your rectum, anus, whatever) is on fire. What do you do?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

Wonder why I ate that chili last night.

A giant chicken breaks into your house.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

Slice off its head with convenient multipurpose 1-meter japanese cutting tool of no specific type, store out in the cold and have as dinner/lunch/breakfast until A, the chicken is gone, B, the cold is gone, or C, the total amount of chicken is small enough to store in fridge.


You now have a harem made up of yanderes. WTD?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

Dunno.

What would you do if SPONGEBOB BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE OH SHI
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

Cut him in small pieces and store him outside, dawg. 'tis cold here.


Alas! A mighty pirate ship fires its cannons at your window. Wha'er to do, friend?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

Tell them meddling kids to get off my lawn!

YOU'RE BEING DROWNED IN HDDS WHAT DO YOU DO?
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.