Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[NejinOniwa]

*sneak*->*pounce*->*RAWR >:3*->*OM NOM NOM*->Satisfaction.



What would you do if you were at a party where everyone was batshit insane drunk, you were nailed sober and the booze was out?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

I would stand in a corner and laugh my head off at their drunken antics, which I would be the only one to remember since I was still sober.


What would you do if your neighbor built a snow-making machine and pointed it at your driveway?

[Siya]

I'd feel rather sorry for the girls upstairs who rent the garage and are the only ones allowed to use the driveway...but I'd still laugh at their misfortune, in the end.

What would you do if you could converse with trees?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

I would ask them how they feel about the state of the world's forests, and converse them much like I do with other people.

What would you do if you got trapped inside a MMORPG and could not logout or leave.

[Nichi]

I'd go on a long quest to find a way out, even if everyone says it's impossible.

What would you do if you discovered Bill Gates is your real father?

[NejinOniwa]

Pretend to assassinate him and get lots of inheritance, while trapping him in a secret dungeon, forcing him to code for me night and day.


What would you do if you were locked up inside a dungeon...without a computer?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

I would simply go insane after a week.

What would you do if you were the only one that could save the world from pending doom, but you had no clue how?

[Nichi]

I'd try to save the world, only to screw up somewhere along the way (Missing some important relic, for example)

What would you do if you had a harem?

[NekOSaka]

Choose one, have one night of happiness, then get torn to pieces by the fanboy's.

What would you do if Palin was inaugurated as the new president?

[NejinOniwa]

Hack myself into the Social Security registry database, and change her official name to Sarah Stalin. Then I would lol, for lulz would have been made. LULZ; WE MAKE IT.



Whaddya do in case of FIRE IN YOUR NOSTRILS?

[Seamore]

Go to the world guiness record and record myself as the first human fire breathing ever.

What would you do if one of your friend enters your room while screaming OH YES! OH YES! I'M COMMING! (Based on my true story....I kick him out ASAP).

[NejinOniwa]

Rise up, give him a flying kick to the ribs while screaming, "IN HERE YOU AIN'T, SUCKER!".




Whaddya do in case of big fat man stuck in chimney?

[NekOSaka]

Feed him chili and hit the deck...

Where do you take cover!?!?

[NejinOniwa]

In YOUR room!? BEHIND THE FATSCREEN MONITOR, FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!



Now, in case of OSHITWHATISHTHATITSEATINGMEALIVEAUUGGGAHHGHHG*splat* what is the appropriate course of action?

[Smokey]

Take off my shoes, thus killing the monstar...

what would you do if your siggy stopped rolling around and reached out of the monitor like she wants to strangle you...?