Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[NejinOniwa]

TAKE EVERY SINGLE DAMN BIRD IN THE WORLD HOSTAGE AND CRAVE IT TO STOP. IMMEDIATELY. DICKHEADS.



Whaddya do if you had an usage monitor of the resources of your brain?

[Kami-Tux]

I would use it for privilege escalation It always bugged me that the subconscious seems to run with higher user privileges than I do.

What would you do if you could get online telepathically?

[Grinder]

I would go online in situations where I didn't have access to a computer.

What would you do if you had all the money in the world?

[icerain]

Put it in the bank. Then i could quit my job and never need to work again! (interest)

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What would you do if everyone went crazy but you?

[NejinOniwa]

What do you mean, if? It is like that, of course it is. Yes, yes, nobody sees the world as it is except usss, yess, usss.......


TL;DR - I am crazy already, nowhere to go. Except through portals.


Whaddya do if you became a fish'n-chip with a built in 500W subwoofer (with an enormous, fully charged power supply)?

[NekOSaka]

I'd use the subwoofer to blast the Song of Storms constantly.

What would you do if everywhere you went you herd Azumanga Daioh background music?

[wahdegreat]

i'd sing along and be proud.

What would you do if all your clothes became invisible after you put them on?

[NejinOniwa]

Put on MYSELF and be a PHANTOM MENACE TOWARDS ALL THE PEOPLE.
>:3


What would you do if you were suddenly reincarnated as a small plant, while you were still alive?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

I would probably just hope I was a tree sapling, or something that might stick around for a while.

Oh and I would hate it if I was a blade of grass in somebody's lawn. My lifespan would be drastically shortened.

What would you do if you were not really you?

[guyveroz]

I would still join this site with a different username.

Wht would you do if this site shutdown?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

I would reload it from the cache and e-mail the admins asking what the crow happened.

What would you do if you suddenly were changed into an attractive form of the opposite gender?

[NejinOniwa]

Nei says: DON'T. ASK.


What would you do with a BA in English?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

I would probably get myself maimed in an accident and then live off the lawsuit profits. Since a BA in English is useless.

What would you do if you were someone else?

[NejinOniwa]

Not this, I wouldn't. *throws self into pit of ice-cream*



What would you do if the only words you could utter were Fat, Sassy And DOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! ?

[Odin Yggdrasil]

I would T-T-T-Taigarolll!

What would you do if the cake was not a lie?