Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Kami-Tux]

Ride it :>

What would you do if  a hollow voice said 'plugh'?

[NejinOniwa]

Light My Fukken Torch, Right Now.



What do you do if it's windy and it Gets Blown Out?

[Smokey]

I'd use a Zippo...

What would you do if, suddenly, a wall of water was heading your way, while on the beach...?

[NejinOniwa]

Start up my firewall. =w=



What do you do if SUDDENLY, FOREST FIRE BURNING BEHIND YOUR HOUSE!?!?!?
(N: was pretty shocked when I came home today after SCHOOL'S OUT, with firetrucks everywhere and smoke in the air and THAT FUKKEN SMELL everywhere. Too much bloody sun these days!)

[Smokey]

Save the important stuff, watch the fire and get all damages paid by insrance for everything that burned....

What would you do if you woke and were surrounded by an entire batallion of UN soldiers?

[NejinOniwa]

GEASS'D!?


Now then, what do you do if you've got a memory lapse wherein something crucial has happened?

[Smokey]

I'd try to talk my way out of it, like i always do...

What would you do if you were walking across a field with some armor and yer russian fellow-soldiers, and you suddenly trip over a british SAS sniper? (hmm, where have i seen that before?)

[NejinOniwa]

Um...fall to the ground, I guess? Or wait.
I'd ROLL.



NOW! A variation.
What will I do if this post ends in 5...?

[Smokey]

I would definately not post the necesary --> ->4<- <--

Now what would you do if tibet was 3'd?

[Kami-Tux]

I'd squawk, as always.

What would you do if Tibet was GPLed?

[NejinOniwa]

Gasp and wonder at why the Dalai Llama isn't a Dalai Gnu.



What would you do if your status as a human being was revoked?

[Smokey]

I'd think; Finally... -and i'd ask if that also means that i don't have to pay tax anymore ;010


What would you do if taxes went up by 150%?

[Kami-Tux]

Ignore it. 150% of 0 is 0 and there are no taxes for tuxes!

What would you do if you still had to pay taxes even though you were no longer counted as human being?

[Smokey]

I'd go over to the Hague and torch the d***ed place...

What would you do if you had our M.P.?

[NejinOniwa]

...I'd D it, perhaps?



What would you do if found out you'd been spending way too much time lately...OUTSIDE /a/!?