Forum Games: What would you do if...?

Kami-Tux · May 24, 2008, 03:42:36 PM

Probably not notice you because that damn alarm clock always beeps so fscking early that clear thought is not possible.

What would you do if the alarm clock beeps after what feels like 5 minutes of sleep?

NejinOniwa · May 24, 2008, 06:03:23 PM

Well, since my alarm clock consists of my computer loaded with a Winamp playlist going through a custom 7.2 sound system at spanking high volume, I'd probably fall out of bed and get pissed off.

Now, whaddya do in case of sudden FLASH FLOOD??

Smokey · May 24, 2008, 06:30:07 PM

Grab the PC, and head for the third floor...

What would you do if the fire alarm went off?

icerain · May 25, 2008, 01:57:54 PM

Disable it. In my house the fire alarm kept going off so my mom had to take it off.

What would you do if you were locked?

NejinOniwa · May 25, 2008, 04:44:47 PM

Use a silver key. Opens any door or chest anywhere, one-time use only!

Whaddya do if you were transformed into a sine curve?

Smokey · May 25, 2008, 05:33:35 PM

Turn into a flatline...

What would you do if you were biking somewhere and your front wheel runs off?

Kami-Tux · May 26, 2008, 05:59:02 PM

Fall on my beak, probably...

What would you do if you had a JavaScript Test tomorrow?

Smokey · May 26, 2008, 07:18:41 PM

Nothing, keep on doing lots of other stuff and get at least a C+ on the test...
It was how i made all my tests...

Kami-Tux · May 27, 2008, 12:20:29 PM

*squaaaaaawwwwwk*

What would you do if you forgot to post another hypothetical situation?

Smokey · May 27, 2008, 12:37:01 PM

Facepalm, give a certain Tux a salmon for reminding me and post one here...

What would you do if your WLAN was being raided by warchalkers?

Kami-Tux · May 27, 2008, 04:53:22 PM

Find exploits in their machines, crack their system, leave Tuxpr0n on the harddisk, call their girlfriends and tell them about it.

What would you do if you found tuxpr0n on your harddisk?

Smokey · May 27, 2008, 05:11:57 PM

That would depend... I'd probably burn it on DVDs and pass it to my mates, before deleting it...

What would you do if a huge mob of /b/-tards attempted to rule34 you?

Kami-Tux · May 28, 2008, 06:24:03 AM

enjoy the results and pass them on to make other OS-mascots jealous

What would you do if you were GIMPed into it as well?

Smokey · May 28, 2008, 02:52:52 PM

If you mean gimp as in the black latex domination thing, i'd Dim-mak the bastard into having chronic headaches for the rest of his life...

What would you do if Earth suddenly (and very abruptly) stopped spinning...

NejinOniwa · June 03, 2008, 02:42:05 AM

Very abruptly start doing the moonwalk, to negate that effect, yo.

What if you had some macroeconomics wolf?