Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Smokey]

Tell the world press...
And while everyone panics, raid the liquor store and party hard....

What would you do if I accidentally ron you over with a stolen Mark III Jaguar XJS Convertible, just when you pulled the quarter back out again? (What would the police do?! thank me or arrest me??)

[NejinOniwa]

No worries - tentacle monsters don't break. My Mestré didn't name me Elastíco without a reason! Z:3




Now: In case of Assimilation By Tentacle Monster, what to do?

[Smokey]

call my personal army ofcourse, /b/ always delivers...
And then call the stormtroops, /r/ to rule34 YOU....
Mwuahahaha!

What would you do if cappie (haven't seen him for a long time, here) and  b& hammer, aurora with n00b hammer and the partyv& showed up at your house?

[NejinOniwa]

Tell them "Scoos' me, but BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY LAW SYSTEM." Also, divide by zero.



Whaddya do if Mx0?

[Kami-Tux]

I'd Mx0 dup @ 1 - !

What would you do if someone resurrected this thread?

[Smokey]

I'd remeber it again and start posting...

What would you do if you were on a plane and one of the engines were to rip off in front of your eyes?

[Kami-Tux]

Scream!

What would you do if Mozilla attacked?

[Smokey]

Show her my firefox, and hope she won't wreck my appartment...

What will you do when Firefox-ko is in heat?....

[Kami-Tux]

Lead Konqueror-kun to that beautiful girl and hope they create a race of super-browsers!

What would you do if I posted another cryptic series of forth code like in the first posting on this page?

[Smokey]

I'd read up on said kode (now that i know wich language it is ), and post a long string of the same, or another language...

What would you do if you woke up one day and you could only see kode? (like Neo in that ancient saga "the Matrix")

[Kami-Tux]

I'd learn to read it and later to manipulate it... then it's shits and giggles time, I already have some *really* good ideas!

What would you do if : 4 5 ; ?

[Smokey]

I'd (you asked for it -too bad though i can't find the source kode for my unfinished text editing program, yet-)
procedure TForm1.BulletinBoard1Click(Sender: TObject);
begin
 Form1.Height := Panel1.Height;  // Only the panel visible
 Form1.BorderStyle := bsNone;    // No border
 BulletinBoard1.Checked := True; // Check the menuItem
 Settings1.Checked := False;     // UnCheck the other menuItem
end;

procedure TForm1.Settings1Click(Sender: TObject);
begin
 Form1.Height := OriginHeight;
 Form1.BorderStyle := bsSingle;
 BulletinBoard1.Checked := False;
 Settings1.Checked := True;
end;

Now, what would you do if i found some of my old Delphi projects and started to post those?...

[Kami-Tux]

I'd be glad to see Pascal code again. Seeing that Pascal and Forth are the only beautiful languages.

What would you do if started singing?

[Smokey]

I'd be startled (just as i was now when i realized it said singing instead of signing)...

What would you do if i maxed out the volume on my soundsystem and started playing GITS OST's?

[Kami-Tux]

I'd waddle away, attempting to cover my 'ear' with my wings.

What would you do if you found yourself in a world as badly drawn as integer Life?