Member Introduction Thread

[Smokey]

*knocks himself out cold by falling of his chair by laughing*

[NejinOniwa]

Serves you right. -.-
AND WHILE YOU'RE DEFENSELESS...
*strips everything off unconscious Smokey and ties him to a pole with pink ribbons (and some chains to ensure he doesn't get loose)*

WAHAHAHAHAHA! NEVER LAUGH AT ME, FOOLISH HUMANS!!!

[Smokey]

*awakens*
Hey you DON'T tie me to an UNSANDED post NAKED with PINK ribbons!!!
*tears pole out of the ground, flexes muscles to break the chains and starts "Berserk Ãœber-mode" by swinging the pole violently at Nej*
BRRRRRUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunt Nejin, humiliate Nejin.....*slobber, drool*

[NejinOniwa]

HAH! In the end, all you are is beasts! And you make a pathetic beast, since you're STILL WRAPPED IN PINK RIBBONS! WITH FRILLS!
*activates flying machine and flies up*
Naïve humans! You can never defeat me! MBWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA~ *flies off*

[Smokey]

*grabs his new crossbow and plants a bolt in each of Nej's cheeks as he flies off*
Hey! Fly-boi! Yer arse thinks it's a porcupine! LOL
*ready's another bolt *
*sells the pink ribbons wit a 100% profit*
HAHAHAHAHARRRRRRGH!

[NejinOniwa]

*is the shady salesman who bought the ribbons from him for a cheap rip-off price while assuring it was more than worth*
...JUST AS PLANNED!
>:3

[Smokey]

heck i didn't pay zitsky for them so HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
By the way how are those new antennae working for you, I used my good bolts for that

[Toki]

... o.o I happen to think frilly pink ribbons are very manly. It takes GUTS to be able to walk around in something like that...

Speaking of guts... ;_; You guys made me lose all mine. * cry *

[Smokey]

well... that's a fine example of the madness we've got going on here...
But I do protect the innocents...

*gives Toki his Diana model 35, 4.5 mm air rifle*

That may be useful someday...

[Toki]

o.o * chews on it... * It's not very yummy... Sankyu though. * rolls around *

[NejinOniwa]

Here, you might need this too.
*gives Toki a pink-colored Gundam*
Oh, and if you want to, do step by the RP thread. I'm getting a feeling I've found something here. >:3

Ah well, but now you must excuse me. I have a saxophone to attend to.

[Smokey]

Well then how's about I keep that non-yummy Diana and you take this batch of homemade brownies, then?

pfew, nobody got hurt...
*thinks of Nej's dastardly act of tying me to a pole*
oh, cock! Nej could've been shot.... too bad....

[Toki]

Ah... ah ;___; brownies?! You're the best! The very best!!

And a pink gundam omg >:C It is time to crush Relena's Limo.

[Smokey]

Naaah... I'm not the best...These brownies are

[Toki]

But you gave them to meee * ruffles your hair *