Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:10 am |
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Odin Yggdrasil
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Granted, however the forum soon experiences a catastrophic server failure and all is lost.
Fear not however, for servers are relatively easy to obtain.
I wish the cake was not a lie. |
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:05 am |
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Alex S
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Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Posts: 94 Location: IN AMERICA!!!!
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Granted. You get to the cake and eat some, but you realize that you should have listened to GLaDOS's blue sphere, who was spouting the recipe, and die of poisoning.
I wish that I had Shadow Card Game Powers. |
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:46 am |
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Odin Yggdrasil
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Granted. You end up getting consumed by them, and are exorcised as a demon without having accomplished anything else.
I wish I had GLaDOS-tan as my laptop's operating system. She can't get out of it if I disable it's wireless, and would be effectively trapped in there only able to cuss at me on screen. |
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:05 pm |
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Tsubashi
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Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 3458 Location: /Users/Yui/
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*Granted* but you forget to disable bluetooth whereby she jumps to a innocent passerby's phone and then, through a series of complex jumps and invasion she infiltrates the tactical computers of the worlds superpowers and launches every tactical missile towards you in retribution.
I wish I had the debug codes to life. ^v^ |
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--Ecchi na no wa ikenai toomoimasu!!!
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:40 am |
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NejinOniwa
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 5651 Location: NeoN-00/ZERO
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Granted, but all codes are caps-sensitive, and since you need to enable CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL to use them, you can't use a single one.
I wish I had a Capslock Pillow. |
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:35 pm |
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Odin Yggdrasil
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Granted. However it breaks from being abused too much, and leaves a mess of feathers all over the place.
I wish I had an XP-tan pillow. |
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:57 pm |
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NejinOniwa
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 5651 Location: NeoN-00/ZERO
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Granted. However it breaks from too much RAE-*gets carried off by riot squad*
I wish that I AM IRON MAN. |
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:36 pm |
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Odin Yggdrasil
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Granted. However you soon run out of oil and get stuck in the middle of nowhere, and by the time you are found you no longer are functional and get tossed into a furnace as scrap metal.
I wish I had a 1TB Hard Drive. *has capped 2x 250GB Hard Drives storing Anime* |
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:23 am |
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NekOSaka
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007 Posts: 1196 Location: NY, USA. Hey at least its not New Jersey...
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| Granted. However it will only work with a Commodore 64. |
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:46 am |
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CaptBrenden
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Joined: 21 Jul 2005 Posts: 5487 Location: Everett Washington
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| I wish nekosaka had made a wish <_< |
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:47 am |
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NekOSaka
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007 Posts: 1196 Location: NY, USA. Hey at least its not New Jersey...
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| I wish I had made a wish too... |
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:28 pm |
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NejinOniwa
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 5651 Location: NeoN-00/ZERO
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Well, you apparently broke that wish yourselves, so I don't need to do much, now do I? Har har.
I wish for NO MORE CHRISTMAS. EVER. |
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:37 pm |
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Tsubashi
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Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 3458 Location: /Users/Yui/
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Granted, but it comes in the form of a cycling multi-phasic subspace implosion/explosion on Christmas Eve which eliminates all sentience, thus eliminating the concept of Christmas.
I wish server updates would go smoothly. |
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--Ecchi na no wa ikenai toomoimasu!!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:09 am |
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Odin Yggdrasil
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Granted, but then techsupport comes to hunt you down for putting them out of a job by making things work too smoothly.
I wish more people would post. |
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:18 pm |
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NejinOniwa
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 5651 Location: NeoN-00/ZERO
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Granted, but the only people who post are...you guessed it. THE WAVE OF SUMMER NEWFAGS FROM 4CHAN!
I wish for the existence of Fart Perfume.
(i wonder what you'll do with this one, folks -w-) |
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:44 pm |
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Odin Yggdrasil
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Granted. It actually does exist and has a most foul smell. However I get a can of it first and outright douse you in it, along with your furniture and your entire bedroom. Enjoy, because it doesn't wash out easily.
I wish I had more cake. |
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:47 pm |
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NejinOniwa
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 5651 Location: NeoN-00/ZERO
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Granted. It's poisoned, and has crystals of sulphuric acid instead of strawberries. Good riddance.
I wish for DINNER! IT'S 15 MINUTES BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND I STILL HAVEN'T EATEN DINNER! WHAT THE SHIT IS WITH THIS DAMN WORLD!? |
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:48 am |
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Odin Yggdrasil
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Granted, however it will be Two Minutes to MIDNIGHT! before it is ready because you have to cook it yourself.
I wish I didn't have to go to work at 8AM tomorrow. |
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:32 am |
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NejinOniwa
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Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 5651 Location: NeoN-00/ZERO
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Granted. Due to special extra stuff and overloaded workmates, you'll go to work at 5 AM, and work 'til MIDNIGHT. Suck on that teat, baby boy!
I wish I had a machine that could turn create a J-Techno-remix copy of ANYTHING. |
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:56 am |
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Cockleshell
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Granted, but it breaks after the first use.
I wish I didn't have such lame comebacks. |
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